My wife is leaving me.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
This is true. Listen, here's a notepad.

Sit, watch and learn. 😎

And don't touch yourself! 😠

Originally posted by Röland
I'll need to videotape this for ummm....certain purposes.

Make sure you film me from the left side - the left side of my flesh helmet has gigantism and it makes me look frickin HUGE!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁

I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.

TH is my one and only true love. 😍

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'd rather eat a turd than serve for you.

TH is my one and only true love. 😍

After all I've done for you, that's how you treat me?

Originally posted by Robtard
After all I've done for you, that's how you treat me?

I've shown you kindness, when others have spat in your face. I've complimented your pictures, when others called you a filthy attention-whore. The outrage, of your insolence.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.

If only it were a perfect world.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've shown you kindness, when others have spat in your face. I've complimented your pictures, when others called you a filthy attention-whore. The outrage, of your insolence.

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'd rather eat a turd than serve for you.

TH is my one and only true love. 😍

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You've been rude to me just as much as anyone else has. hanuts

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Kelly, you're a good sport. If only I were sixty years younger and single. Oh, did I say sixty years younger? Ooops . . . edit .. . . damn. 😕 Okay, so the truths out, I'm really an eighty-year old man. 😬

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, he hasn't. Not as much as me anyways.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You've been rude to me just as much as anyone else has. hanuts

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself.

Have not.

Yah, mostly from me, and that old lecher Schecter.

Originally posted by Robtard
Have not.

Yah, mostly from me, and that old lecher Schecter.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No..mostly people that come and stay in the OTF. I don't post pictures in the GDF picture thread anymore.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
As long as those pictures are really you, DAMN you're lookin' good at 80!hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No..mostly people that come and stay in the OTF. I don't post pictures in the GDF picture thread anymore.

"Verbal" abuse got to ya?🙁

Well...that is kind of sad. You are quite sexy. droolio

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That was actually my grandson, Hyper Hiker. I vicariously live through him. 😮

Originally posted by dadudemon
"Verbal" abuse got to ya?🙁

Well...that is kind of sad. You are quite sexy. droolio

Name one time I was cruel to you, you vicious wench.