My wife is leaving me.

Started by Mairuzu4 pages
Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That was about the funniest joke you ever made! April Fools!! 😱
you got meh 😛

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
No, I just woke up. haermm

🙄 Just as well, I'm on the cyber rag anyhow.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
🙄 Just as well, I'm on the cyber rag anyhow.

*****. disgust

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
*****. disgust

srug Sorry. Try Hiker, he seems to be randy.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
srug Sorry. Try Hiker, he seems to be randy.

But I only have eyes for you. cryoh

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
But I only have eyes for you. cryoh

You sure know how to make a fella feel spershal. eyes

And a wee bit awkward. 😕

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You sure know how to make a fella feel spershal. eyes

And a wee bit awkward. 😕


Sorry.

I'll stop now. haermm

~CanadianMoose~ Gone

Originally posted by Röland
Sorry.

I'll stop now. haermm

Thanks.

Lets do manly stuff now.

Like this:

and this:

I mean, what would HE think?

Syren dreaming

Damnit, Hiker. You're such a shit. I got myself prepared to be a shoulder to cry on for her and for what? nahuh

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Syren
Damnit, Hiker. You're such a shit. I got myself prepared to be a shoulder to cry on for her and for what? nahuh

Pffft. mhm Whatever. I was ready to put out.

Don't bring that weak shit in here, Kerry. nono

Bardock42 Junior Member

I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

Syren dreaming

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Pffft. mhm Whatever. I was ready to put out.

Don't bring that weak shit in here, Kerry. nono

You clearly don't understand the connotations behind the phrase, 'shoulder to cry on'. This means you've actually offered nothing more than a shoulder in some hottie's time of need. Amateur mhm

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

Haha. You're awesome.

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

That was professional simpleton. Hoorah! clapping

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Syren
You clearly don't understand the connotations behind the phrase, 'shoulder to cry on'. This means you've actually offered nothing more than a shoulder in some hottie's time of need. Amateur mhm

S.lut. mhm

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Thanks.

Lets do manly stuff now.

Like this.


I pick the chick all the way on the left. 131

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
I pick the chick all the way on the left. 131

The spinner? Fine. I'll take the other 3.

Dummy. 😂

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
The spinner? Fine. I'll take the other 3.

Dummy. 😂


I'm not as awesome as you, I can only handle 1 girl at a time, you know this! haermm

~CanadianMoose~ Gone
Originally posted by Röland
I'm not as awesome as you, I can only handle 1 girl at a time, you know this! haermm

This is true. Listen, here's a notepad.

Sit, watch and learn. 😎

And don't touch yourself! 😠

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me. 🙁

I didn't want to ruin your marriage...but I couldn't help falling in love with you. cry