What have you done with your life since you joined KMC?

Started by Bardock427 pages

Originally posted by Strangelove
I like all kinds of music. Old music is better than modern, in most cases.
Can't really say that's the way for me, I have pretty much similar amounts of music starting from the 60s I think.

When I got here I had just ended my marriage.

Subsequently
Fell for Syren.

Got sick. (not because of falling for Syren)

Had will to live crushed by Syren.

Started a downward cycle of banging everything that moved and drinking a lot.

Got BACK together with my hosebag ex-wife.

SHE got sick.

Moved cities, took on a bigger more fulfilling job with said hosebag, helping her get better, only to have her tell me I'm not 'quite' what she needs.

Took a LONG hiatus from KMC.

Came back.

And over the course of the years, have lost my pants SEVERAL times.

Crazy Moose 😂

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
When I got here I had just ended my marriage.

Subsequently
Fell for Syren.

Got sick. (not because of falling for Syren)

Had will to live crushed by Syren.

Started a downward cycle of banging everything that moved and drinking a lot.

Got BACK together with my hosebag ex-wife.

SHE got sick.

Moved cities, took on a bigger more fulfilling job with said hosebag, helping her get better, only to have her tell me I'm not 'quite' what she needs.

Took a LONG hiatus from KMC.

Came back.

And over the course of the years, have lost my pants SEVERAL times.

You actually have the tenacity to not mention the several months in 06' where you and I toured Canada with our Brokeback Mountain interpretive dance troupe? Shame on you.

man, talk about WAY too much info.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You actually have the tenacity to not mention the several months in 06' where you and I toured Canada with our Brokeback Mountain interpretive dance troupe? Shame on you.

Tenacity? I'm pretty tenacious in not mentioning it, you're right. I have the audacity not to mention it too, because, as loving and tender as it was, and as great a bareback rider you are, I'm doing my best, via pills and booze, to block that time out.

I wish I could quit you.... crybaby

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, talk about WAY too much info.

Me?

I don't suppose much anything since joining... Well, except I finally found a girl tht I could see myself staying with for an eternity if not longer... And I started college... Otherwise, since KMC, as well as before, I've done nothing with my life.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~

Me?

I was only half serious. Hosebag........crylaugh I havent heard that in ages.

I joined KMC in 2005.

And that's about it.

Originally posted by Slay
I joined KMC in 2005.

And that's about it.

Liar.

There's much more.

You nearly drowned, not to MENTION starring in COUNTLESS Hollywood blockbusters!!

I replaced the alternator in my truck.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Liar.

There's much more.

You nearly drowned, not to MENTION starring in COUNTLESS Hollywood blockbusters!!


I actually forgot about that. The nearly drowning, not starring in blockbusters and getting ass because of it. hmm

Originally posted by Slay
I actually forgot about that. The nearly drowning, not starring in blockbusters and getting ass because of it. hmm

But you're my hero because of that.

And you've had a few beersssssss.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
But you're my hero because of that.

And you've had a few beersssssss.


I'm glad that my near death experience had such an impact on your life.

About 20 last Saturday according to various people. hmm

So pretty much, I joined KMC in 2005.

Got drunk.

Had sex.

Nearly died.

Got drunk some more.

Got drunk even more.

And here we are.

Originally posted by Slay
I'm glad that my near death experience had such an impact on your life.

About 20 last Saturday according to various people. hmm

So pretty much, I joined KMC in 2005.

Got drunk.

Had sex.

Nearly died.

Got drunk some more.

Got drunk even more.

And here we are.

Ugh, moron, not THAT! The MOVIES, Owen, the MOVIES.

Yeah, like I'd glamourize you for nealry drowning. 🙄

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Ugh, moron, not THAT! The MOVIES, Owen, the MOVIES.

Yeah, like I'd glamourize you for nealry drowning. 🙄


Oh, oh yeah, yeah, the... the movies, right.

Like Wedding Crashers, or my latest epic, Drillbit Taylor.

Originally posted by Slay
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, the... the movies, right.

Like Wedding Crashers, or my latest epic, Drillbit Taylor.

Right. Which makes you my hero.

Remember when we were Moose and Owen Wilson?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Right. Which makes you my hero.

Remember when we were Moose and Owen Wilson?


Cool.

Yeah, as in: First there were Laurel & Hardy, then there were Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill but you've seen nothing like Owen Wilson. And his mooseee... what?leftright

Originally posted by Slay
Cool.

Yeah, as in: First there were Laurel & Hardy, then there were Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill but you've seen nothing like Owen Wilson. And his mooseee... what?leftright

Haha...something like that.

But my location or some damn thing used to say Moose Wilson and yours Owen.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Haha...something like that.

But my location or some damn thing used to say Moose Wilson and yours Owen.


Hmm... could be. I also remember you having foot fungus. And me wanting to make a bicycle out of litter. hmm