Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
doh Herring! Shit, I knew that. Every time I see them in the store I think of you.Ah right...it was you who masturbated in public?
Nope, don't recall masturbating in public. However, I did catch my boss' wife while cheating on him once.
Originally posted by Slay
And I think of you whenever I watch one of those VH1 Specials on Child Stars and Danny Bonaduce comes by.Nope, don't recall masturbating in public. However, I did catch my boss' wife while cheating on him once.
Oh my God! I remember that. You had that moral dilemna - do you tell him or not.
Whenever I see wooden shoes, I see you.
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Oh my God! I remember that. You had that moral dilemna - do you tell him or not.Whenever I see wooden shoes, I see you.
Whenever I see one of those gay mounties riding bareback, I think of you.
Originally posted by Slay
Yeah indeed. I met him once, long after I quit my job there and he told me he found out himself. I just acted surprised though, it's best not to tell him I held the truth from him, considering how easily the guy gets upset.Whenever I see one of those gay mounties riding bareback, I think of you.
That's probably for the best. If he found out after the fact that you knew and didn't say - well, it could have been bad.
Whenever I see a dog shit, I---this is getting stupid.
Still doing the same job?
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
That's probably for the best. If he found out after the fact that you knew and didn't say - well, it could have been bad.Whenever I see a dog shit, I---this is getting stupid.
Still doing the same job?
It is, it is.
Yep, still work at that record store.
Anyway, I gotta go now. 'Twas good talking to you. Laters.
Originally posted by Strangelove
And as many of you know, I realized I was gay a couple months ago.
I absolutely did not know that either 😑
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
When I got here I had just ended my marriage.Subsequently
Fell for Syren.Got sick. (not because of falling for Syren)
Had will to live crushed by Syren.
Started a downward cycle of banging everything that moved and drinking a lot.
Got BACK together with my hosebag ex-wife.
SHE got sick.
Moved cities, took on a bigger more fulfilling job with said hosebag, helping her get better, only to have her tell me I'm not 'quite' what she needs.
Took a LONG hiatus from KMC.
Came back.
And over the course of the years, have lost my pants SEVERAL times.
Wow, thanks for 'crediting' me... might as well blame me for the downward spiral your life took. I seem to remember a whole bunch of KMCers gunning for my blood at the time 😛 We're probably closer in a lot of ways now though, at least I think so ✅
Seriously though, I'm not gonna draw up my KMC timeline. Basically I can't be bothered and also I'd rather not recall a lot of the stuff I've been through since I joined 😬
Originally posted by Syren
I absolutely did not know that either 😑Wow, thanks for 'crediting' me... might as well blame me for the downward spiral your life took. I seem to remember a whole bunch of KMCers gunning for my blood at the time 😛 We're probably closer in a lot of ways now though, at least I think so ✅
Seriously though, I'm not gonna draw up my KMC timeline. Basically I can't be bothered and also I'd rather not recall a lot of the stuff I've been through since I joined 😬
😂 It was said tongue in cheek darlin.
I'm SOOO over you.
leftright
*drops to his knees and clutches Syren's ankles*
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!! PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEAAASE!!!!!! cry
*collects himself*
Thank you for a lovely time. I'll see myself out.
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Tenacity? I'm pretty tenacious in not mentioning it, you're right. I have the audacity not to mention it too, because, as loving and tender as it was, and as great a bareback rider you are, I'm doing my best, via pills and booze, to block that time.
I knew I was going to mix those words up, I knew it. I swear it was a simple mistake. I know the difference between the two meanings, I was just so withdrawn from all thought and awareness of grammer because I was reflecting upon our Brokeback days.
Re: What have you done with your life since you joined KMC?
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So, what have you done with your life since you joined KMC?
Learned how to sing, learned how to play double bass, learned how to play piano, became a thespian, met a lot of new cool people, made a new best friend that's made me the happiest person alive, and went through a couple boyfriends.
I've learned more about myself within this amount of time too. Not exactly from kmc, but some things on here have opened up my eyes to new things and shit. It's not all bad being on kmc.