Final Fantasy vs World of Warcraft.

Started by Pyron_Knight7 pages

And he'd sing a song while doing it!
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Better in swedish 😛 The song make him appear even more powerful with the swedish lyric 😉

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Originally posted by fascistcrusader
Yeah, shields so powerful that Azeroth has been continuously invaded for quite a long time. Anyone who died fighting anything from the legion is pathetic, the legion is about as threatening as a Chihuahua. And the Titans couldn't do anything againt a being who controls all time.

Oh you mean the three times it has been invaded possibly four yes that's alot when looking at a the azeroth life spand of more then 15.000 years. And the Barriers has been weakened three times, first by The Hignborn while they manipulated the Well of Eternity, Medivh with the Spirit of Sargeras and Kel-Thuzad with Medivhs spell book. Except that the Legion has layed vast to thousands of worlds. Except that Aman'Thul controls all time himself actually one could argue for him being time in the warcraft universe that is HIS level of control over it.

Aman'Thul even granted vast powers over time to a lesser being, making that being one of the most dangerous creatures in the universe. Time magicians is not something Aman'Thul would fear 😛

So then, who are the 5 strongest beings in Warcraft?

Saurfang is number 1

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Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
So then, who are the 5 strongest beings in Warcraft?

Sargeras, Aman'Thul, Elune, Norgannon and Eonar, I'd say.

Originally posted by Becci
So the lifestream is a vast magical energy that represent: Immortality, Magic, Time, Life, Death, The Four Elements, Nature and more? [/B]

Yes, all magic materia does is aid the user into tapping into different parts of the lifestreams power, that includes all summons, even meteor and holy, time, all elements fire, earth, ice, water, etc, life takes power from lifetream.

Originally posted by Terryc250
Yes, all magic materia does is aid the user into tapping into different parts of the lifestreams power, that includes all summons, even meteor and holy, time, all elements fire, earth, ice, water, etc, life takes power from lifetream.

The conclusion has been made. Eternity is grander than Lifestream. A mere scientist could almost handle the Lifestream or whatever it was, but only the mightiest can even touch Eternity without perish.

If Sephiroth was to fall into the well of Eternity, he would likely be annhiliated in moments. If Sargeras went for the Lifestream, he would likely absorb it or stand unharmed.

Why do I think this? Because all the things you just brought up, Sargeras has immunity over.

Originally posted by Becci
Sargeras, Aman'Thul, Elune, Norgannon and Eonar, I'd say.

Well fascist got 1 out of 5. 🙂

So what can the actual team he listed do?

Arthas: Pathetic. He can not even take down lesser armies.

Alexstrasza: A massive, mighty red dragon. Bringer of life and death, grand magical knowledge and other dragon stuff.

Deathwing: Assuming this is after the Demon Soul since he use the name Deathwing and not Neltharion. A mighty dragon and the physical powerhouse of the dragons of Azeroth. With the demon soul, also a master of Time, Magic, Life, Death, Dreams and the unseen, as well as Earth manipulation and the different elements. He bend Earth by will.

Archimonde: He has developed an art of magic that allow him to destroy selected target. He trough advance warlock magic litteraly and simply put has the ability to remove the life of a being. He is also virtually indestructable, so far known only harmable by plot-device. He is nigh indestructable and has EXTREME telekinetical powers and magical powers.

Sargeras: 😐 He is a God, even though not referred to as one. Unharmable both at spirit and body. He developed warlock magic to the extent it is today. He was the one giving Archimonde and Kil'Jaeden their powers. He is the top warrior of the Pantheon. He has been in constant battle for countless years (Litteraly speaking, not metaphor). His might can only be matched by Highfather himself, Aman'Thul. He master near all schools of magic, he can with the flick of a finger summon near limitless demons under his command, he drain souls, travel dimensions and not even without his body did he die.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Saurfang is number 1

High Overlord Saurfang is like the Chuck Norris of WoW.

Rambo, James Bond, Chris Wynne, John Mclaine, Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer all battled Saurfang. At once. They lost.

Duke Nukem may have balls of steel but Saurfang's balls are made of thorium and have a fiery enchant.

Saurfang's Taunt is completely useless, as nothing on Azeroth is stupid enough to focus all of their attention on him.

Saurfang -can- put Cleave, Sunder Armor, Thunder Clap, -and- Eviscerate into one macro, and use it at will even though the last isn't even a warrior skill. This is because no rogue trainer is stupid enough to refuse to teach him.

High Overlord Saurfang was born on the same day Sargeras became corrupted. Coincidence?

When High Overlord Saurfang says "Marco", you do NOT want to say "Polo"!

High Overlord Saurfang is the only being in existence to have survived Tirion Fordring's Reckoning Bomb.

If High Overlord Saurfang has 5 gold and you have 5 gold, High Overlord Saurfang has more gold than you.

High Overlord Saurfang's turds can cure Cancer. Too bad High Overlord Saurfang doesn't give a #@^!.

Saurfang once asked for Enchant Weapon - Major Intellect on his axe. No one dared ask why.

Saurfang can break his own CC by cleaving himself.

Once in a blue moon, High Overlord Saurfang's cleave will skip its first target and land two hits on the second target. The Bone Wastes are a perfect example of what this causes.

Saurfang is Azeroth's one true god. The Earth Mother exists because Saurfang doesn't want a bunch of cattle praying to him.

The Sunwell's corruption is the result of Saurfang using it as a toilet.

There are no [Saurfang's Tears]. However, there is an item called

Saurfang will once, and only once kneel down to anything. It will be to loot Sargeras. You have been warned.

Once, Saurfang's cleave and Chuck Norris' roundhouse collided with Mr. T's night elf mohawk. The resulting explosion of badass results in the downtime after every patch--one period of downtime simply isn't enough to take all the stress off the servers.

When Saurfang drinks Darkmoon Special Reserve, his perception of your level doesn't decrease; your level actually decreases.

High Overlord Saurfang -can- reach absolute zero.

Saurfang doesn't breathe, air hides in his lungs for protection.

Blizzard is debating to remove the warrior talent Improved Cleave because Alliance raids complained it was OP. Wonder why.

Officially, High Overlord Saurfang is exalted with the Horde and the Alliance at the same time, but that's because Thrall and the Alliance Lords couldn't afford to be at war with him. Even so, he hates both sides to keep his rage bar full.

When Saurfang was level 10, he joined the queue for Warsong Gulch. When he entered, he was level 72. His first cleave cleaved the battlefield in half, his second killed both Spirit Guides, his third killed everyone else.

Saurfang CAN cast Fireball, Flamestrike, Fire Shock, Scorch, Immolate,

Rain of Fire, Blast Wave, and Dragon's Breath with his rage bar.

Saurfang CAN wield wands. They shoot cleaves.

Saurfang CANNOT... *cleaving sound*.

Saurfang is a very hospitable person. Almost all of the people he touches go to the hospital.

High Overlord Saurfang has his own gravitational pull.

When you ask High Overlord Saurfang what time it is, he'll respond by ripping out your spine and arranging it into a sundial, which he'll give to you so you'll never ask again.

If you ask "Saurfang who?" when someone says Saurfang in a knock-knock joke, you will die for not knowing who Saurfang is.

Saurfang is the stunt double of the atomic bomb.

Jaina is currently cheating on Thrall with Saurfang. Thrall knows, but is too afraid of Saurfang to say anything.

Some people kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Saurfang kills 4 birds, 3 bunny rabbits and a poodle with half a pebble and none of them even come into contact with it.

Saurfang can burn Ragnaros.

It is impossible for Saurfang to score a home run, because when he hits the ball it travels around the globe twice and lands in the foul zone.

Saurfang once walked into Burger King and ordered a Big Mac... he got one.

GMs can ban people. Saurfang can ban GMs.

Saurfang is not Chuck Norris Playing WoW. Chuck Norris is Saurfang playing IRL.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. High Overlord Saurfang has memorized every last one.

When Saurfang was born, the doctor slapped him on the butt, everyone wondered what happened to the doctor... Saurfang just smiled.

Jesus can't be god's son because Saurfang the Younger doesn't have a brother.

Ultimecia's best move visually is at 7:40
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