Of these five things, what did not happen to me today?

Started by =Tired Hiker=4 pagesPoll

What did not happen to me today?

Of these five things, what did not happen to me today?

Take a guess. The winner gets a back rub from Backfire.

Scorsese ftw

this is like your 10th time doing this eh?

put shoes on

You had sex with Martin

And I'd rather not get a backrub.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
this is like your 10th time doing this eh?

This is like only my seventh time doing this. What's your point?

cleaned up dog poop

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This is like only my seventh time doing this. What's your point?
No point.. just simply asking

...whats your point?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
No point.. just simply asking

...whats your point?

Mairuzu, you're a heluva guy, you've raised thousands of dollars for your charity organization, I'm really going to miss you, but your fired.

Car. You don't have a license.

How's Scorsese by the way, still a bomb in the sack?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Mairuzu, you're a heluva guy, you've raised thousands of dollars for your charity organization, I'm really going to miss you, but your fired.
you can't quit me! im fired!

I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite.

I want to say car or star bucks.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Car. You don't have a license.

How's Scorsese by the way, still a bomb in the sack?

Is a frog's ass water tight?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite.
The things you know . . . it's scary. 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The things you know . . . it's scary. 😕

😖mart:

You're just predictable.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Is a frog's ass water tight?

I'm not really....into bestiality. But...I want you to know...I don't judge you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm not really....into bestiality. But...I want you to know...I don't judge you.

That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
😖mart:

You're just predictable.


I bet you didn't predict I'd post this . . .

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite.
i found this funny

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i found this funny

Yeah, well how would I have sex with dog poo?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.
I bet you didn't predict I'd post this . . .

😂 Puny man, I foresaw that you would post that 3 days ago.

You're also about to reply to THIS post by punching yourself in the balls and asking Bardock to marry you in a new thread.