Of these five things, what did not happen to me today?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I just don't know what to do with that post
I don't know what to do with that post.
planning everything for two
doing everything with you
and now that we're through
I just don't know what to do

That's sweet.

I think I might be falling for you.

I want you to meet my parents.

Yes, I accept!!

I think we're ready for kids....

We're drifting apart....

Where did all the love go?

We're through.

That's how it goes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's how it goes.

You could be a little more emotional.

Meh, ferget it.

Where'd Hiker go? he was supposed to ask you to marry him.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You could be a little more emotional.

Meh, ferget it.

Where'd Hiker go? he was supposed to ask you to marry him.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Again?

After he punched himself in the nuts, yes.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
After he punched himself in the nuts, yes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is he still into that?

Among other corporal mortification practices, yes.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Among other corporal mortification practices, yes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Again, not judging. What have you been up to though?

Hey, I still like him and he had sex with dog poo. shrug

Training a newer person here still. She's just not understanding what the job is.

You?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hey, I still like him and he had sex with dog poo. shrug

Training a newer person here still. She's just not understanding what the job is.

You?

Staying home chillin'

Originally posted by Bardock42
What is the job?

Staying home chillin'

She is an intern for the investigation and control unit I run....she's got a degree, but not one in common sense.

Waiting for Sarah? when do you see her again?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
She is an intern for the investigation and control unit I run....she's got a degree, but not one in common sense.

Waiting for Sarah? when do you see her again?

What is a investigation and control unit?

Originally posted by Bardock42
3 and a half weeks.

What is a investigation and control unit?

Where? You going or is she coming?

It's what I do. It's a convoluted name for saying we try to nab people who defraud the government.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Where? You going or is she coming?

It's what I do. It's a convoluted name for saying we try to nab people who defraud the government.

Did you ever shoot anyone?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm going. Then we go to Ireland together.

Did you ever shoot anyone?

Ah that's nice. I envy you two.

Yes, just a few moments ago actually. Bit'ch took my pop from the fridge in the break room.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Ah that's nice. I envy you two.

Yes, just a few moments ago actually. Bit'ch took my pop from the fridge in the break room.

Yeah. I envy us too.

Haha, pop. YOu are canadian.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah. I envy us too.

Haha, pop. YOu are canadian.

How can you envy yourself?

What do you call it?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
How can you envy yourself?

What do you call it?

With lots of skill?

Well, I call it pop sometimes. Cause canadians are cool. I think some northern states call it that too, but soda comes more natural to me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
With lots of skill?

Well, I call it pop sometimes. Cause canadians are cool. I think some northern states call it that too, but soda comes more natural to me.

I think it's impossible to envy oneself.

Okay, so the biatch took my carbonated sugar drink and I popped a cap in her ass.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think it's impossible to envy oneself.

Okay, so the biatch took my carbonated sugar drink and I popped a cap in her ass.

I CAN!!!

Haha, you sodaed a cap in her ass.