Of these five things, what did not happen to me today?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.

Well, that's what I'm known for on here.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
😂 Puny man, I foresaw that you would post that 3 days ago.

You're also about to reply to THIS post by punching yourself in the balls and asking Bardock to marry you in a new thread.

Okay, this has turned totally unrealisticle. I'm so out of here.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, well how would I have sex with dog poo?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, that's what I'm known for on here.

Hahaha.

That and your lack of sense of humour.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, this has turned totally unrealisticle. I'm so out of here.

😆

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hahaha.

That and your lack of sense of humour.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
put your penis in it?

Hmm. I could see it. Okay. hmm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German afterall.

Well, not really. Actually, that is just a rumour.

You're actually an Orc.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German afterall.

😆 😂 🤣 hysterical Oh . . . . that was good. 🙂

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well, not really. Actually, that is just a rumour.

You're actually an Orc.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Orcs aren't really a nation. I happen to be a German one.

I was unaware of that. I always just assumed Orc was Orc was Orc. I apologize.

Is that why you exterminated over 6 million dwarves?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Orcs aren't really a nation. I happen to be a German one.

http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=62014&sid=17ab2431e8e82953e7ac3da50dfe2f78

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You've never heard of the Orc Nation of Rhydin? What a loser!

http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=62014&sid=17ab2431e8e82953e7ac3da50dfe2f78

I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I was unaware of that. I always just assumed Orc was Orc was Orc. I apologize.

Is that why you exterminated over 6 million dwarves?

They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.

They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

I'm not judging you, Orcdock. I'm just commenting on the massive genocide. Impressive and disturbing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.

They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

Orcdock: "Here, come take a train ride. Come, come use our facilities . . . showers and such."

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I'm not judging you, Orcdock. I'm just commenting on the massive genocide. Impressive and disturbing.

And thank you, one of our race's proudest moments.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Orcdock: "Here, come take a train ride. Come, come use our facilities . . . showers and such."

😆

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's Bardorc to you.

And thank you, one of our race's proudest moments.

Orcdock was awkward to say. Sounded too much like c'ocksucker.

I imagine it would be. That and creating Orctoberfest.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
😆

Orcdock was awkward to say. Sounded too much like c'ocksucker.

I imagine it would be. That and creating Orctoberfest.

Yeah and Orc...d'oh

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah and Orc...d'oh

I just, don't know what to do with that post.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I just, don't know what to do with that post.