Hackn'slash Luke vs. Dooku

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Hackn'slash Luke vs. Dooku

Luke- just as he falls into his patented hackin technique aboard the Deathstar in ROJ...

Vs Darth Tyranus- apprentice to the most powerful sith lord in history.

1. Lightsabers
2. Force
3. All out

Because Luke's fighting style is so untrained at this point, we will have to assume that they are both cut off from the force for some reason. Luke might not be able to control his usage of the force.

So this is ROTJ luke after dooku says something about his sister. Dooku takes this. His makashi gracefuly glances aside luke's unimpressive skills. At this point vader was bogged down emotionally, and totally surprised by the blind fury that came from luke. Dooku would not have any such quams against fighting luke, as luke is not his son. Dooku would fight to kill, and kill he would.

It is also worth noting Dooku is quite capable of using Force Lightning, the very same attack used against Luke in ROTJ, which he couldn't do anything against but fall to the floor and scream in pain. Even though by ROTJ the Emperor uses this power with far more efficiency, Dooku's version is still enough to bring the Jedi down.

Re: Hackn'slash Luke vs. Dooku

Originally posted by Jbill311
Because Luke's fighting style is so untrained at this point, we will have to assume that they are both cut off from the force for some reason. Luke might not be able to control his usage of the force.

not relevant, leutenant.

Dooku destroys him. He's contended with or defeated opponents far superior to Luke.

no duh (hehe heres the part where i get him to rant again)

hehe heres the part where i get him to 'lie his ass off' and pretend he wuz drinkin. cuz peeple get drunk, then log onto kmc.

no, people dont. I was not drunk, but tipsy. and i logged into kmc for a lack of better things to do, such as google earth your house and target it for my airsoft squad.

Re: Re: Hackn'slash Luke vs. Dooku

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
not relevant, leutenant.

Oh. I didn't read those last sentences.

So you got drunk - err, sorry - "tipsy," presumably by yourself, and decided to log on to KMC. Damn; you're cool. I wanna be just like you when I get to seventh grade!

Alright, people, none of that.

Dooku could handle Luke very easily indeed, especially if we've hit the slash-and-hack part.

Originally posted by Faunus
So you got drunk - err, sorry - "tipsy," presumably by yourself, and decided to log on to KMC.

Me, a freind, his woman, and my woman had a few drinks. A woman is something [b]you[b] wouldnt know about from the way they stay clear of you.

A woman is an attractive being that is absolutely necessary in the process of reproduction. Consult your local library for more information.

Damn; you're cool. I wanna be just like you when I get to seventh grade!

You're in the sixth grade? That explains alot.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Dooku could handle Luke very easily indeed, especially if we've hit the slash-and-hack part.
Agreed, especially since makashi is light fighting meant to wear the opponent out on you.

Why are you so bad at this?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Me, a freind, his woman, and my woman had a few drinks. A woman is something [b]you[b] wouldnt know about from the way they stay clear of you.
Ah. That explains it. So you and your friend - 'i' before 'e', except after 'c', genius - and respective girlfriends drank alcohol, then they all decided to leave. After drinking.

Spelled out, as you seem to require: Your girlfriend got drunk/tipsy with you, and decided to leave immediately afterwards. Then you decided to log onto KMC.

So basically, your lies make you look like a loser. I pity you.

A woman is an attractive being that is absolutely necessary in the process of reproduction. Consult your local library for more information.
Not all women are attractive, which you would know if you didn't get your information from Wikipedia and porn.
You're in the sixth grade?
Gee, I didn't realize there was only one grade before seventh.
That explains alot.
Like why I tool you every time you come after me? Yeah.

You need to stop lying. No excuses; just stop. You're only digging yourself deeper, and making this much, much easier for me.

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
It is also worth noting Dooku is quite capable of using Force Lightning, the very same attack used against Luke in ROTJ, which he couldn't do anything against but fall to the floor and scream in pain. Even though by ROTJ the Emperor uses this power with far more efficiency, Dooku's version is still enough to bring the Jedi down.

You forgot to note that Luke threw his Lightsaber away, before being hit by the Force Lightning from Sidious.

In AOTC, Obi-Wan used his Lightsaber to protect him from the Force Lightning attack by Count Dooku.

So there is a difference in both of these cases. However, Luke was not skilled enough to block the Force Lightning by his bare hands like Master Yoda. Hence, he was highly vulnerable.

It's not the first time someone has claimed to have gotten drunk and logged in on KMC so as to appear somewhat cool.

We don't know for sure it's not true. And since when was getting drunk cool? Anyone who thinks drunk is cool is probably a 7th grader with fantasies regarding beer.

As to this thread... well, Luke would be completely pwned by Dooku in saber skills. Luke's saber skills were formidable, yes, but the only one to overcome Dooku in combat (although I personally think Yoda is stronger than Dooku) was Anakin. Don't compare Anakin's mastery to Luke's. It's been confirmed that Darth Vader was not really trying to kill Luke; and besides, his lack of mobility severely hindered his skills.

Though it won't be necessary. One gout of force lightning, and down goes Luke.

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
It is also worth noting Dooku is quite capable of using Force Lightning, the very same attack used against Luke in ROTJ, which he couldn't do anything against but fall to the floor and scream in pain.

He threw his lightsaber on the ground, How was he supposed to defend himself?!

Originally posted by Faunus
Why are you so bad at this?Ah. That explains it. So you and your friend - 'i' before 'e', except after 'c', genius - and respective girlfriends drank alcohol, then they all decided to leave. After drinking.

Spelled out, as you seem to require: Your girlfriend got drunk/tipsy with you, and decided to leave immediately afterwards. Then you decided to log onto KMC.

not exactly how it happened, it was a dinner double date, and after we all left and dispersed home. Stop jumping to conclusions and STFU


So basically, your lies make you look like a loser. I pity you.

Why, exactly, would i tell a lie that makes me look like a loser? this is what puzzles me. You seem to want me not to be a loser so bad that you accuse me for lying on having a couple drinks on a dinner date, and then being an idiot online for it. I dont get it. Are you trying to make me out not to be a loser by accusing me of lying when i say something that seems to indicate that i am a loser? then thank you!


Not all women are attractive, which you would know if you didn't get your information from Wikipedia and porn.
Gee, I didn't realize there was only one grade before seventh.
Like why I tool you every time you come after me? Yeah.

I was trying to err on the safeside and not insult you to the point of calling you a first grader. Maybe i even complemented you. Idont care. And you have never tooled me.


You need to stop lying. No excuses; just stop. You're only digging yourself deeper, and making this much, much easier for me.
Why would i lie to appear a drunkard idiot, as i said before?

Originally posted by skywalker833
He threw his lightsaber on the ground, How was he supposed to defend himself?!

Yoda had his lightsaber ripped out of his hand by ROTS Sidious. Yoda >>>>>>>>>> Luke. Luke cannot defend against the force lightning of the most powerful Sith Lord in history with his bare hands, unlike Yoda.

Luke cannot defend against lightning, by ROTJ.