Has anyone ever been to Amsterdam?

Started by Slay4 pages

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Are they plastic with holes in?

If so then we call them Crocs awehuhs


Clogs are wooden shoes. Designed by farmers to avoid ruining their good shoes while stepping in cow shit.

Originally posted by Slay
Clogs are wooden shoes. Designed by farmers to avoid ruining their good shoes while stepping in cow shit.

Oh yeah.... awehuhs

I remember now

Amsterdam? like the Netherlands? oh, you mean Germany's future shores...doh

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Amsterdam? like the Netherlands? oh, you mean Germany's future shores...doh

Taking a break from the nationalism here, but do you actually buy that crap?

Originally posted by Slay
How is that funny?
Some would make fun, say shit like "learn your geography!!!"

If the Netherlands is indeed where Amsterdam is, then I have been there twice. How close is Copenhagen to Amsterdam?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Some would make fun, say shit like "learn your geography!!!"

If the Netherlands is indeed where Amsterdam is, then I have been there twice. How close is Copenhagen to Amsterdam?


I'm going to guesstimate about 500 miles from here. I'm probably way off, but it's not in the same country anyway. The Netherlands is the country above Belgium (the bitches copy our language) and next to Germany. We're the smallest country in the world to have its own language, well known Dutch brands are Heineken, Heinz ketchup (in Europe anyway, don't know about America), Mentos etc. We respectively own (amongst other countries) Wales and Belgium.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
A shoe.

Lie.

i wouldnt lie to you

Originally posted by Slay
Taking a break from the nationalism here, but do you actually buy that crap?

i'm never a nationalist, except when it comes to Football, you're my sworn enemy but that's over when the 90 mins are done...
as to the Netherlands losing ground to the north sea...well that's a given fact, if you were up Zeeland back in '91 you could've seen a lot of giant diggers trying to fill up the beaches with sand that the sea had taken...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i'm never a nationalist, except when it comes to Football, you're my sworn enemy but that's over when the 90 mins are done...
as to the Netherlands losing ground to the north sea...well that's a given fact, if you were up Zeeland back in '91 you could've seen a lot of giant diggers trying to fill up the beaches with sand that the sea had taken...

I was actually saying I was taking a break from the nationalist thing. However, our dams will probably withhold the sea for quite a time before we're actually in trouble. I don't really fear for it though, considering that I live in the south. Limburg you might've heard of it with your wife being Dutch and all.

Originally posted by Slay
I was actually saying I was taking a break from the nationalist thing. However, our dams will probably withhold the sea for quite a time before we're actually in trouble. I don't really fear for it though, considering that I live in the south. Limburg you might've heard of it with your wife being Dutch and all.

yes i know, you told me before...we're almost neighbours then..

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yes i know, you told me before...we're almost neighbours then..

I see. There's a lot of Germans where I live anyway, I have some German friends even. Never really mind them, except with, as you said, football of course.

Originally posted by Slay
I'm going to guesstimate about 500 miles from here. I'm probably way off, but it's not in the same country anyway. The Netherlands is the country above Belgium (the bitches copy our language) and next to Germany. We're the smallest country in the world to have its own language, well known Dutch brands are Heineken, Heinz ketchup (in Europe anyway, don't know about America), Mentos etc. We respectively own (amongst other countries) Wales and Belgium.
I see, so I have never been to Amsterdam. 😂

Copenhagen was cool, as was Vienna. I like Eastern Eurpoe.

i thought netherlands was where michael jackson lived

Originally posted by Slay
So you haven't actually been to Amsterdam right?

I've lived there for a couple of months (didn't really work out), and I actually just went there last Saturday.

No I have been... that's why I said I have been.😕😆

I went for two weeks, now if you think anything I said about AmDam was false, then you obviously just went for the scenery or never enjoyed the night life eh ?😂

Originally posted by Slay
What is it with you ****ers thinking Amsterdam is just some place filled with hookers and coffeeshops? You won't find either near the center of the city, and they're closing down the brothels anyway. Amsterdam is a beautiful city, but it's ruined by all the ****ing tourists who ****ing walk into a McDonalds and expect the cashier to know the exact location of the best coffeeshops in town, and then choose to ignore the architecture and scenery in disappointment. Mother****er.

act like a normal person.

Amsterdam is beautiful and everyone knows it, not our fault prostitution, and weed are legal, is it? and incest and bestiality aren't jail worthy offences.

so get off your high horse and go enjoy life😐

Re: Has anyone ever been to Amsterdam?

Originally posted by BlackC@
I SO want to save up and go to Amsterdam...Has anyone been? What's it like?

Negative ghostrider, but I heard the whores are cheap and the aids are free.

Don't know why everyone's raving about the beauty. Some of it is nice, yeah, it gets samey incredibly fast though. Also, most of the city's been absolutely ruined by clusters of ugly fast food restaurants. You want a beautiful European city? Try Barcelona.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Don't know why everyone's raving about the beauty. Some of it is nice, yeah, it gets samey incredibly fast though. Also, most of the city's been absolutely ruined by clusters of ugly fast food restaurants. You want a beautiful European city? Try Barcelona.
Barcelona is on my list. 😄

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No I have been... that's why I said I have been.😕😆

I went for two weeks, now if you think anything I said about AmDam was false, then you obviously just went for the scenery or never enjoyed the night life eh ?😂

act like a normal person.

Amsterdam is beautiful and everyone knows it, not our fault prostitution, and weed are legal, is it? and incest and bestiality aren't jail worthy offences.

so get off your high horse and go enjoy life😐


I can imagine how it is growing tiresome to have your country/cities portrayed as such over and over again.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Barcelona is on my list. 😄

I've been.

Watched a game at the Nou Camp too.

Wasn't Rangers vs Barca last year, was it? I shared a hotel with some of the most mental people I've ever met, all Rangers fans.