the reviews are coming in

Blackmail eh? Hmmm... *makes note*

*continues to dictates for Queeq*

Murder......
*No judge who loves Indiana Jones will convict you if you cite the film's release as being the chief reason for the murder."

Prostitution.........
"Pay the full 250 quid for that blow job, or its the another showing of Shia Lebouf and the Monkeys for you..."

😛

I have just found a victim for my blackmail. How much money have you got, SoG?

None at all.

It looks like its suicide for me again.

Okay, I'll sponsor that. If I can film it and put it up on Youtube... 😈

Such things require dignity/privacy.

Indeed... hence Youtube.

😛

And how many vidoes up there got signed permission from all those featured in them.

Youtube is merely the embodiment of a society where every dick has a camera in their phone.

Indeed. Anarchy rules.

Still, that being said: If you want to film yourself skateboarding off of a skyscraper and faceplanting yourself for our amusement,, then so be, is what I say. Go faceplanters! Go! 😛

More faceplanters wanted.

Plenty on youtube.

Great footage of an idiot kicking one of those concrete panel fences.

After numerous attempts to front-kick the panels through, he succeeds.
His momentum carry his leg right through and the tonnes of concrete slid and smashed down on his lower leg, crushing his bones and trapping his leg.

That'll teach him.

Silly sod.

Absolutely.
Not only was it informative safety advice material, but he heroically lost that leg for our entertainment too, though, thanks to youtube. 😄

💃

For your viewing pleasure.

I apologise for ruining your pants, which will be pissed with laughter when enjoying this little slice of comedically self imposed justice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZXslsLDLs&feature=related

What a d!ck head... unbelievable.

Yes it certainly made me chuckle.

Looks extremely painful though. Wonder if he was able to keep his leg.

All the pin's in the Hellraiser set's makeup dept. couldnt put that f*cker together again, surely.

Thats a good few tonnes of steel reinforced solid concrete and moving downwards with fast, free falling velocity. You could hear his bones cracking and crushing very very suddenly and violently.

Id say it was beyond compound fractures and shit.....more into the territory of his lower leg bones being near powdered.

I guess a 'floppy empty sock'-like foot is his best hope now.

Never mind. He'll save on shoes, at least, (Half price).
I'd still like to know what that fence ever did to HIM to deserve the attack in the first place.