the reviews are coming in

Darn... as a poor gremlin having to make ends meet these days, I of all mogwais have to run into Roger Federer.

You made a terrible mess of that racquet.

Is that supposed to be the good news.

I guess in a way, it is:

It might keep my of the courts.

(Im shit at Tennis.)

How about golf?

Never really tried.

Good for you.

You play?

Nope.

And it is to your credit, sir. 😛

😂

You do me too much honour, sir.

No good sir, for it means that you havent yet given up on life.

Also, it means that you have never bestowed the silly hat and ridiculous trousers.

As I said: you do me too much honour. 😉

😂

I better hide the pictures.

Golf trousers/hat pictures lolz...? There can be no greater shame, surely....?

😂

Nope.

(Apart from owning TAOS on Blu Ray, obviously.)

😛

Who would own a thing like that? *whistles innocently*

For social suicide purposes, for when then time is right to end all respect and popularity..

OR

For blackmail/mind control...? Strapping someone in to a clockwork orange chair and making them unable to so much as blink, then screening it, is an act that should be banned by the human rights convention/all known war treaties.