the reviews are coming in

At least I had you in shock there.

You spoke in that foul tongue. That vile language will always illicit a pained response from those with souls.

Muy-oh-muy. Mesa no know yousa diden liken dis.

😈

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

*Prepares for 'scanners' moment*

😂

*steps in shit - pinches nose when animal farts*

😛

I'll get you in the end, falling in love with me flappy ears.

Are you Spaniel...?

A Mogwai, perhaps...?

Don't feed me after midnight.

Ahhhhhh.

*Cancels all water too.*

Smart man.

Gets a big torch.

*Flashes torch in Queeqs eye testing for Mogwai reaction*

*squeals*

Yup. Just what I thought. Definitely a Mogwai.

*Checks for Mohawk*

*hides head*

*more bright torchlight*

*tosses nice mogwai at Sadako*

*Is right there on the end of it with his tennis racquet*

*throws chicken legs*

*Returns with a backhand*