Nazis make better villains than Soviets.

😂

*Short round looks up and sees Mola Ramm put on a Gopher hand puppet and slowly walk over to Indy who is held still by Gophi Thugs*

Short Round: Indy! Cover your golfballs! Cover your golfballs!

Indiana Jones: We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.
Willie: [nodding and smiling] It crashed.
Shaman of Maypore: [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Lucas to help us make a gopher. It was Lucas who made them in CGI. So you will star in Indy V... and dance with gophers... and bring back lots of box office money to us. Bring money to us. Bring money to us.
Wu Han: [to Indy] Be careful.

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn groundhogs and gophers!
Indiana Jones: Maybe... but not today.

Shaman: You now see the power of the gopher you bring back.
Indiana (thinks of the debacle of Indy IV and the creation of the South Park episode with the highest ratings ever): Yes, I understand its power now.

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Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to the golf playoff with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out by showing you how bad the movies gonna be ruined with CGI, and lowering you into caves beneath the caddyshack! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
*to Mr.Speckler*
Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
*Indy snaps his whip around a gopher's neck and strangles its head clean off in a fountain of blood.*

Indiana Jones: Lets gopher a shag.

*Willie sees this and is smitten with Indy that he'd do something so nice and shes walks back over to him*
Willie: Oh...
Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.
*Indy and Willie start to kiss*
Short Round: Uh-oh!

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It has to sink in a bit for Kazenji.

Its probably the epic time zone difference.

Prolly.

It would mess with you or I too. ✅

I can never work out if they are in our future or our past though.

Don't bother and continue to drink heavily. Everything is timeless then.

Actually apart from performing the odd Xmas miracle*, I've not really been doing any drinking...since August...helps to not be in that band anymore lol

*=Turning Wine back into Water

Wow. You're boring. Have you been watching the PT daily?

Nope I've not watched any Star Wars for well over a year/18 monthsish now.

Now im faced with the classic dilemma in the light of my freshness in watching again:

To watch in release order, and start with the great stuff,
or to start at TPM and go through the sage including the clones wars til ROTJ...

Start with the bad stuff... Soon out in Blu Ray.

How soon?

Fall 2011

Blimey... Well I doubt I will wait that long til the planned sitting.

You have some months to prep yourself mentally. It may not be enough.