Nazis make better villains than Soviets.

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He chose....poorly..

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Professor Henry Jones: I'm sorry about your head though. But I thought that you were one of the gophers.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the tunnels.
Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.

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Indiana Jones: I love CGI Gophers
Professor Henry Jones: *slaps him* That'shh for blashhhphemy.

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Professor Henry Jones: Elsa never really believed in the gophers. She thought she'd found a pet.
Indiana Jones: And what did you find, Dad?
Professor Henry Jones: Me? C4.

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Archaeology is the search for fact... not CGI. If it's animated rodents you're looking for, Carl Spack's class is right down the hall.

Beware: the Gopher cannot pass beyond the Great Golf Court, for that is the boundry, and the price, of gopher film making.

*Henry, struggling with a Gopher, uses his fountain pen to blind the rodent beast, before stabbing it in the face, killing it.*
Marcus Brody: Henry, the pen.
Professor Henry Jones: What?
Marcus Brody: Well don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword.

Indiana Jones: Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones: But you said he had a two day head start. That he would take care of the gophers.
Indiana Jones: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once lost his own snails.

Indiana Jones: Wear your matching Gopher pyjamas, nightgown, slippers and hat to bed, Princess?
Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

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But.. you are not eating?
- I had gophers for lunch.

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Willie: Ooh, what big mice!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big mice, sweetheart! They're giant CGI gophers!
*Cue epic Willie scream*

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Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden and a gopher! My friends were rich, and came to feed the gophers all the time. I *hate* being away from my gophers!
[Willie angrily splashes the water]
Willie: [gasps] I'm a gopher keeper! I could lose my skills!
Indiana Jones: I think we'll camp here tonight.

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Mola Ram: "Bali Mangthi Gopher Ma."
("Sacrifice is what Mother Gopher desires"😉

Mola Ram: "Shakthi Degi Gopher Ma."
("Power is what Mother Gopher will grant"😉

Mola Ram: "Gopher ma... Gopher ma... Gopher ma, shakthi deh!"
("Mother Gopher... Mother Gopher... Mother Gopher, give me power!"😉

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Webber: Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live gophers.

Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!
Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Indiana Jones: It's gonna be a bad movie. Better hurry up or you'll be in it.

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Indiana Jones: (after the palace dinner) I've got something for you.
Willie: There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana Jones: Right.
(turns and uncovers a plate of Gophers, Indy takes one and crushes its head with a nutcracker. Its squeaks. Willie, hearing this, runs over and begins to smash them all with a hammer, before blowtorching the remains.. the couple sit round the burning CGI rodents, taking in the romantic atmosphere..)
Willie: You're a very nice man.

*Indy's studying the cover of a Caddyshack DVD.
Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indiana Jones: To what?
Lao Che: The movie you just made.

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Rolls-Royce Phantom two..! 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, gopherskin interior, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour up a grounhog's ass in 12.5 seconds...
...and I even like the color of the leedle gopher corpses nailed to each headlight...!!

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Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to playing with your beaver.
Willie: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about my beaver, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: If you want my gopher, Willie, you know where to find me.
Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones: I'll be playing with my gopher in five minutes.
Willie: Five. You know it, and I know it.

Indiana Jones: (of Indy's new lover) How did you know it was a beaver?
Professor Henry Jones: It squeaks in her sleep.

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Professor Henry Jones: Those gophers aren't even real!
Indiana Jones: [shouts] I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.