Nazis make better villains than Soviets.

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Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than Gophers to save you.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the tunnels and the gophers in the ground...

Ahhhhhh desert.... Chilled gopher brains...

Principal SS Officer at Castle: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones?
Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Yes?
Principal SS Officer at Castle: I will take zuh kopher now.
Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Wuh-what g-gopher?
Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have zuh kopher in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my favourite gopher all the way back here?
[pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you?
[another pause]
Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You *did*!
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to Carl Spackler!

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Sallah, I said no gophers. That's five gophers.. Can't you count..?

Boy Scout: I brought the sheriff!
Indiana Jones: You're just the man I wanted to see. There were 5 or 6 of them---
Sheriff: It's all right. You still got it?
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir, it's right here.
Indy hands the Gopher to sheriff
Sheriff: I'm glad to see that... because the rightful owner of this animal won't press charges if you give it back.
Indy looks in surprise at the Gopher being handed over to the Panama Hat. However, a sympathetic gang member admires Indy's gumption.
Fedora Gang Member: You lost today kid. But that does not mean you have to like gophers.

[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern]

Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
[Indy lights a lighter to find CGI gophers crawling all over the place]
Short Round: That no cookie!

- You want the gophers, let 'em go!
- Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!

The black sleep of Kaligophaaaaaa.

- What does the CGI gopher tell you that it doesn't tell us?
- It tells me, that icon-raping morons like yourself should try killing gophers instead of creating them digitally!

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Indiana Jones: I'm like a Bad special commemorative Gopher penny.....
I always turn up.

- You came back for the gopher? Why?
- My father didn't want it digitally rendered.
- Is that what you think of me? I believe in movies, not in CGI!
- You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything iconic movies stand for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe?

Professor Henry Jones: The Word of Goph.
Marcus Brody: No, Henry. Try not to talk.
Professor Henry Jones: The Name of Goph.

Indiana Jones: (In cave with lettering slabs) The Name of Goph..... "Thomomys talpoides"

Professor Henry Jones: So in the Latin wording, it begins with an "T".

Indiana Jones: G-...
[he steps on the "G" and almost falls to his death; he scrambles back up]
Indiana Jones: Oh, idiot! 'Gopher' in Latin begins with an "T"!

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Professor Henry Jones: My gopher's in Berlin.
Indiana Jones: We don't need the gopher, Dad, Marcus has a CGI rendering.
Professor Henry Jones: There's more to the gophers than just how they look.
Indiana Jones: [Stops the motorcycle] Okay dad. What is it?
Professor Henry Jones: 3 styles of movie making...
Indiana Jones: Including bad sequels?
Professor Henry Jones: Yes, and I have found a way to pass right by them.
Indiana Jones: [Becoming angry] Half the German army's on our tail, and you want me to go to *Berlin* into the gopher's den?
Professor Henry Jones: Yes.
Indiana Jones: I can't believe this, Jesus Christ.
Professor Henry Jones: [Slaps Indy in the face] That's for blasphemy. The quest for the Holy Sequel is not about Gopherology, it's a race against evil, if it's found by George Lucas, the movie makers of darkness will push their films across the face of the Earth, please understand.

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Walter Donovan: Enjoy this Mr. Brody. You're about to witness the best discoveries in the history of mankind.
Marcus Brody: You're meddling with rodents you can't possibly comprehend.

Gestapo: It's a small world, isn't it Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for the 2 of us.
Gestapo: [Takes the Gopher from Indy] This is the second time that I have to reclaim my rodent from you.
Indiana Jones: That belongs in a movie.
Gestapo: So do you.

Elsa: Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Gophers. I would have done anything to get them CGI'd in. You would have done the same.
Indiana Jones: I'm sorry you think so.

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Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could work with gophers.
Indiana Jones: Pat, yes. Animate, no.

Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet a very squeaky rodent... in Hell!

*Cuts ropes on ropebridge*

Choose wisely, for while the real Gopher will bring you life, the CGI Gopher will take it from you.