Why didn't the Soviets go after the Ark?

Started by Kazenji38 pages

There's a big snake in the plane.

Ahh thats just Reggie.

Been teaching it to fly a plane?

How's he doing?

Pretty good expect for that time he ran into Samuel L Jackson.

Ah yes... he's not to keen on snake pilots.

This is very true.

He berates their avionic prowess.

And their ability to quote the Bible.

And their evaluation prowess regarding the quality of burgers.

And their lack of hands to wield a lightsabre.

He mocks their lisps also.

That's cruel. We didn't mock his bad acting in SW... err... well, we did, but that beside the point.

He also disses their dress sense.

They love to be naked...

Yet most of the time they wear snakeskin.

Not very pleasing to the animals lib people, but hey, everyone has got his vice.

Yep. Samuel L Jackson berates their vice...

....when a snake's vice is flying planes.

Which is a little understandable.

Snake Plisskin flew a glider. Fact.

Touché...

But he also wore clothes. And he didn't have a lisp.