Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

(Regarding the shit-o-meter read out, when his post armageddeon works are played):

"Look at the siiiiiize of that thing!!"

That's no movie... it's a Bay flick.

You started watching THAT thing? You must be braver than I thought...

Originally posted by queeq
That's no movie... it's a Bay flick.

"You have to go...turn around"

"I can't, it's got some sort of explosion pulling us in..."

Ahhhh the writer's room at Speilbay manor: Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.....we must be cautious.

But I was going to Toshi Station to watch a decent movie.

Whats playing there?

Uncle Owen, uncle Owen...this Michael Bay movie is faulty. It had a dodgy plot.

What about that movie?

I sense something... a feeling I've not had since TF1.

Rest easy, son, you've seen a busy Bay. You're fortunate you're
still in one piece.

"Don't be too proud of this movie you've filmed. The ability to destroy an audience is insignificant next to the power of Michael Bay."

"Don't try to frighten us with your movie knowing ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that explosion loving nut has not helped you conjure up the movie, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the ultimate plot..."

"I find your lack of Bay disturbing."

Vader, don't release it. This movie is plotless.

"In my opinion, Michael Bay isn't evil..."

"WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!! UNTIL NOW, YOU SWORE TO DESTROY THE VERY BAY YOU'VE BECOME!!!"

I do not fear explosions as you do. I have brought fire, crunched metal, flying parts and faulty storylines to my new Bay Movie.

"There must be hope for good movies left in you, Bay couldn't have driven it from you fully."

Sadako: "Its toooooooo late for meeeee, son."

You don't understand the power of the cinematic explosions. I must obey my blaster.

Explode or explode not...... there IS no try-to-explode.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Explode or explode not...... there IS no try-to-explode.

Lol...

Fear is the path to the Bay side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to explosions...

I sense much Bay in you........... (j/k 😛 )

Mace Windu: In the name of the Order of the Bay, you're under arrest, Chancellor.

Supreme Chancellor: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Mace Windu: The Bay will decide your fate.

Supreme Chancellor: I AM the Bay!

Mace Windu: Not yet.

Supreme Chancellor: It's Baysplosion, then...