Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

Han looks town from the Cinema to Leia, a look of concern on his
face. Leia continues to look at the Indy IV poster as though listening for a
silent voice.

HAN
I'm sure Sean Connery wasn't in that thing when it
blew.

LEIA
He wasn't. I can feel it.

Young pyrotechnician, only now, at the end, do you understand.

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."

Emporer: "Your faith in your squibs, is yours."

Now witness the power of this fully loaded and operational explosion set.

(As Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru did.)

Baysplodemovies have a strong influence on the weak minded.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(As Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru did.)

Baysplodemovies have a strong influence on the weak minded.

holy crap...there's actually figurines of the Lars' charred bodies...Lucas is one twisted mufuka

Darth Vader: Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with the plots?

Captain Antilles: We intercepted no explosions...

Captain Antilles: ... This is a consular ship... We're on a - diplomatic mission...

Darth Vader: If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the director?

Darth Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them exploded!

Yeah I saw those. I always thought those scarred body action figures are quite sick...

- Holding the detonators are dangerous. If the fire department finds out...
- Send out a memo and then inform the fire department we will comply with all safety regulations. There will be no one to stop the movie this time.

Sick figures? Or is it the Sick empire for burning Owen and Beru...?

"Pyromovie directors...we dont need those scum."

Why do people release toys like that? That's what I meant to say.

"There will be a substantial reward for the pyrotechnic who can blow up this set in one go. No leftovers."

For Humour's sake...

It certainly brightened my day a little as it made me chuckle.

You have failed me for the last time........ *Bay-der chokes pyro guy for his disapponting use of only 128,549,913 tonnes of explosive in minor love scene*

- ChewBaycca said you were looking for a bomb to blow up stuff on set.
- If it's a big bomb.
- Big bomb? You never heard of the Millenium Fall Bomb? It's the bomb that blew up The Rock set in extreme slow motion. It's big enough for you, old man.

I'll admit the concept of a charred Uncle figurine in humorous but in the long run it just proves there's something not quite right with toy standards. "Timmy, what do you want for christmas?" "Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru dead bodies mummy..."

Mace Windu: I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all!

Anakin Skywalker: You can't. He must stand next to a gas pressure vent.

Mace Windu: He has control of the detonator and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!

Supreme Chancellor: But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me.

Anakin Skywalker: That's not the Jedi way. He must live. I need him! *BOOM!*!!!!!!!

Explosions are very very dangerous.

To film shit, you must a have a Bay's reflexes

Padme: It must be difficult having sworn your life to Bay... not being able to write the plots you like... or do the things you like.

Anakin: Or create the perfect balance between explosions and plot.

Padme: Are you allowed to do that? I thought that was forbidden for a Baydi.

PMSL 😂

😂

PMSL???

Pissing
My
Self
Laughing 😛

Better change your trousers then.

They were stolen prior to the pissing.