Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

All his life he has been looking for things to blow up. Fire... Hah... Explosions... Hah.... a filmmaker craves not these things. You are styleless...

"I'm going to turn you over to Bay."

"Of course you would. But you can't be sure of his explosions."

"I will learn the truth of all this quickly."

"You have much wisdom, Anakin. But if I were to die, all the knowledge you seek about the true nature of the perfect explosion will be lost with me. Learn the power of the Anti-Bay Side, Anakin. The power to save another popular 80's franchise."

Is.... making things explode the way to make movies?
- No. There is another.

Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke: I'm looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Luke: Right...
Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke: I don't think so. I'm looking for a great explosion director.
Yoda: Ohhh. Great explosion movie director...
[laughs and shakes his head]
Yoda: Explosions not make one great.

Yoda: No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need.

Luke: Then I am a Jedi.

Yoda: No. Not yet. One thing remains. Explosion mastery. You must confront Bay. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.

But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some detonators.
- You can make some explosions after your real film is done.

Princess Leia: "You're not actually going IN to a showing of Pearl Harbour..?"

Han Solo: "They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?"

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Bayllennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?

Obi-Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.

Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Bayllennium Falcon?

Obi-Wan: Should I have?

Han Solo: It's the ship that made an explosion in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial explosions. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?

Obi-Wan: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.

Han Solo: [chuckles] What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

Obi-Wan: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any bad plots...

- That explosion was never part of the script, nor was giving the detonator to the protagonist.
- I'm altering the script, pray I don't alter it any further.

Darth Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have Baywalker.

Boba Fett: He's no good to me exploded.

Darth Vader: He will not be permanently testicle.

ESB and Leia Han Chewie and Threepio are are the multiplex when they suddenly get 30 mins in TFS 2:

THREEPIO: We're doomed!

LEIA: The plot is collapsing.

HAN: This is no plot.

LEIA: What?

Darth Vader: Luke...help me take these clanging balls off.

Luke: But you'll explode.

Darth Vader: Nothing...can stop that now. Just for once...let me...look on you with my own eyes. Now...go, my son. Leave me.

Luke: No. You're coming with me. I'll not leave you here, I've got to save you from the impending doom of another bad plot.

Darth Vader: You already...have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.

Luke: Father... I won't explode you.

"Always two there are: A director and a pyrotechnics operator..."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Always two there are: A director and a pyrotechnics operator..."

...No more, No less.

Mace: But which was destroyed? The plot, or the audience?

The X-wing pilot actors on their way in have to fight past Speilbay's ego for a good buncha parking spots:

WEDGE: Look at the size of that thing!

RED LEADER: (over headset) Cut the chatter, Red Two.

INTERIOR: RED LEADER'S COCKPIT.

RED LEADER: Deaccelerate to parking speed. This is it, boys!

- Lord Bay, this is an unexpected change in the scene. We are honored that we can do your pyrotechnics.
- You may dispense with the pleasantries, pyrotechnichs operator. I'm here to show you what real explosions are like.
- I assure you, Lord Bay, my men are exploding all they can.
- Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
- But you ask the impossible. I need nukes for that.
- Then perhaps you can go and split some atoms yourself.
- By myself??
- That is correct. I am most displeased with your apparant lack of explosives.

......many Bothans died in numerous rotating 360 shots of large 'splolsions to bring us this information.

When you cut this movie, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

When I left you I was the 2nd Grip, but now I am the pyro operator.

Obi-Wan never told you the truth did he?

HE TOLD ME ENOUGH...HE TOLD ME YOU WERE A PYRO-TECHNIQUE

No Luke! I'm a second rate producer...with no previous movie history