Who has the best Jobber Aura feats?

Started by Premutos4 pages

Green Lantern? Superman?? Thanos?!?

Those guys job a lot, don't they?

Somebody post Batman kicking the Spectre and then we can close this thread.

They did.

What does that have to do with jobbing? Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Captain America. He survives encounters he has no Business surviving.

The Xmen. They all should have died many many times.

So should any comic character. But they haven't avoided death more spectacularly than any other popular franchise.

srug

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Batman's name has come up a lot, rightfully so. Any of the big names (sans Spider-Man, annoyingly enough) possess epic auras. Cap, Supes, WW and Hal occasionally, Wolverine, Batman, etc. But the question is which is the most ridiculous.

Consensus seems to be the Bat. For good reason too. Kal's aura is considerable, but he's a legit top-tier planet-buster. To a certain extent, some of his feats are much more reasonable than a peak human surviving as much as Batman does. Even Cap's shield gives him a means by which he should survive blows from people far more powerful than him.

Still Squirrel Girl, for me. The Spectre-Batkick is out of context and not actually a feat. SQ actually does have a canon victory over someone with abstract power (Thanos with the CC).

Batman tops them all.

Originally posted by llagrok
They did.

What does that have to do with jobbing? Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

You're in context logic clearly isn't powerful enough to allow you to see the truth of the jobber aura.

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i always though that since batman shouldn't be outside of gotham, a team skirmish would end him. a stray ray blast or debris, maybe an explosion kills him or a shot from a meta-human.

not that i hate him or anything but the jla face some heavy duty villains, for example general eiling, the collateral damage alone from fighting him should have aced like 5 heroes.

the old squadron supreme war is kind of what i mean, characters getting killed when they get into fights over their heads.

Originally posted by llagrok
Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.'

Originally posted by tkitna
Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.'

then specter bit the inside of his mouth and spit up some blood so he wouldn't hurt batman's feelings.

Captain America & Batman. Followed by Wolverine.

Batman followed closely by Captain America.

Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!!

All "peak Humans", with Batman leading the pact.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!!
emphasis on "most PIS feats" not most outrageous feat.

i say the flash, he is literally enveloped in a PIS aura.

Originally posted by Darth Creasy
All "peak Humans", with Batman leading the pact.

Good point.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!!

Yeah, nice one 😉

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one 😉

What cracks me up the most is the look of sheer anguish on Silver Surfer's face. 😂

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one 😉

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I can break an armbar.

Now how in the hell does he think he can actually TEAR off Surfer's arm? What in the sam hill jenkins was marvel thinking?

Originally posted by fangirl101
Now how in the hell does he think he can actually TEAR off Surfer's arm? What in the sam hill jenkins was marvel thinking?
True, I was not aware SS had bones or muscle tissue for him to be stressing in the first place. I thought the Surfer was comprised of energy.