Who has the best Jobber Aura feats?

Originally posted by G-Mafia
True, I was not aware SS had bones or muscle tissue for him to be stressing in the first place. I thought the Surfer was comprised of energy.

Black Panther has no time for logic.

In fact, Black Panther once put logic in an armbar.

Logic was defeated.

Also Black Panther defeated Mephisto. Next time he'll take on Galactus.

Galactus is a humanoid, no way he can resist the armbar.

Originally posted by tkitna
Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.'

So that BATMAN COULD GET OUT FRUSTRATION.

God, sentry fanboys...

Originally posted by llagrok
So that BATMAN COULD GET OUT FRUSTRATION.

God, sentry fanboys...

Oh, now its clear.

'Spectre i'm frustrated. Do you mind if I kick you in the nuts?'

'Sure Batman. I'm sure you'll feel better afterwards.'

Sorry, just sounds pretty silly to me, but if you want to take that kind of writing seriously, its all you.

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one 😉

Good God-What the hell was the writer thinking. And to think that once this was printed, someone senior at Marvel okayed it. What will they have next??-Juggernaut on a rampage, halted by Aunt May, getting him in a full nelson??

Originally posted by tkitna
Oh, now its clear.

'Spectre i'm frustrated. Do you mind if I kick you in the nuts?'

'Sure Batman. I'm sure you'll feel better afterwards.'

Sorry, just sounds pretty silly to me, but if you want to take that kind of writing seriously, its all you.

Someone's missing out on the point 😐

Originally posted by King Kandy
Also Black Panther defeated Mephisto.

To be fair his R&D guys had prep and some magnets.

Originally posted by llagrok
Someone's missing out on the point 😐

Yeah I know this is thread is meant to highlight Jobber Feats, to see the most impressive- but I had to express my disgust regararding that Black Panther vs Silver Surfur incident. Ridiculous ain't the word

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Yeah I know this is thread is meant to highlight Jobber Feats, to see the most impressive- but I had to express my disgust regararding that Black Panther vs Silver Surfur incident. Ridiculous ain't the word

Frightening is 🙁

Originally posted by Premutos

*brainfart*

This one is for the Sentry fans 😛

The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

Funny thing is that afterwards, Namor was beating Ares using Wonder Man, which reminded me of how Mary Marvel beat Donna Troy using Kyle. 😂

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Good God-What the hell was the writer thinking. And to think that once this was printed, someone senior at Marvel okayed it. What will they have next??-Juggernaut on a rampage, halted by Aunt May, getting him in a full nelson??

That was McDuffie's writing. Thinking isn't really what he's good at.

Originally posted by Premutos
This one is for the Sentry fans 😛

The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

mhmm

Originally posted by Premutos
This one is for the Sentry fans 😛

The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

I didnt even know Sentry was in that storyline. Great, now I have to go buy that series too and i've heard its not very good. Oh well.

Thanos: No way in hell he should be able to touch SS.

Captain America: Should be oneshotted by spidey yet he isn't WTF.

Batman: Batkick DS......I hate mankind.

Supers: Beats on DS even though he shouldn't.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Galactus is a humanoid, no way he can resist the armbar.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231

mhmm

apoc>namor>sentry?

Originally posted by tkitna
I didnt even know Sentry was in that storyline. Great, now I have to go buy that series too

Don't. The Sentry hasn't done anything of relevance on that series yet, not even spoken a single line of text IIRC.