Who has the best Jobber Aura feats?

Started by llagrok4 pages

cap taking punches from IM feels wrong.

Yeah, the whole series seems to be a Jobberfest.

Originally posted by Raoul
namor>table>apoc>namor>sentry?
Originally posted by Premutos
Don't. The Sentry hasn't done anything of relevance on that series yet, not even spoken a single line of text IIRC.

Yeah, I just read that the Sentry and Ms. Marvel just sat on the bench while Namor was fighting Wonderman and Ares. Sounds to dumb to read.

Oh, in regards to the Surfer/Panther thing, I just opened the SS respect thread and the very first image is this...

Now this seems to suggest the Surfer does indeed have bones/joints to crack as it were, so maybe putting him in an armlock isn't AS incredulous, although the fact it is being done by Black Panther is.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
😐

I can break an armbar.

this has to be retconed, i just cant let this slide, this shit is so wrong, marvel has some explaining to do for this one

Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>Table>Hulk>Skrull Bolt>apoc>namor>sentry?
Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>table>Hulk>Skrull bolt>apoc>Hulk>namor>Doctor Strange>sentry?
Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>table>Hercules>Hulk>Skrull bolt>apoc>Hulk>namor>Doctor Strange>sentry?
Originally posted by cmack
this has to be retconed, i just cant let this slide, this shit is so wrong, marvel has some explaining to do for this one

Too right-stories like that insult the readers intelligence

Originally posted by Soljer

touché...

The hammerlock he tossed SS into cracks me up. For one its not that hard of a hold to escape if you know how. Secondly SS is like class 100. Just as a test, ask someone around 10 years old to put you in a hammerlock, then power out of it. Not think if you were over 500 times stronger rather than like 5 times stronger
Also, whats worse, Apocalypse with the chair or Herc with the table?

Originally posted by redhotrash
The hammerlock he tossed SS into cracks me up. For one its not that hard of a hold to escape if you know how. Secondly SS is like class 100. Just as a test, ask someone around 10 years old to put you in a hammerlock, then power out of it. Not think if you were over 500 times stronger rather than like 5 times stronger
Also, whats worse, Apocalypse with the chair or Herc with the table?

Chair?

Originally posted by Raoul
touché...

Celestial table. uhuh

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Celestial table. uhuh

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Captain America > Hulk > Sentry = Galactus

Therefore Captain America > Galactus

That's why they had to kill him, Cap was way too uber.

Originally posted by Raoul
apoc>namor>sentry?

no it goes batgod>apoc>namor>sentry

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Thanos: No way in hell he should be able to touch SS.

Captain America: Should be oneshotted by spidey yet he isn't WTF.

Batman: Batkick DS......I hate mankind.

Supers: Beats on DS even though he shouldn't.

Captain America stats are above peak olympics.. in all sports...

its bench press... he is higher... sprint... higher... long distance run... higher... gymnastics.. higher.. and as for spidey... he's spent years holding back.. .and has a TON of respect for the man. spidey is not a killer, and would never try to take out cap like that... hell spidey doesn't even do that for his villains... so its within character.. in comics...

as for thanos... err.. eternals are strong... strong as most metahumans.. or mutants.... thanos is a mutant eternal... then enhanced by science and the powers of death.. He has always been written as being SS or higher level... wth makes you think he shouldn't be able to touch silver surfer...

as for the other two... i agree... superman used to be all afraid of the power of darkseid.. now its... eh.. i'll punch you in the face!

Originally posted by klintypooh
Oh, in regards to the Surfer/Panther thing, I just opened the SS respect thread and the very first image is this...

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Now this seems to suggest the Surfer does indeed have bones/joints to crack as it were, so maybe putting him in an armlock isn't AS incredulous, although the fact it is being done by Black Panther is.


It depends on the writer. Sometimes he's just energy.

Whether he has bones or not doesn't help though as no part of that hammerlock makes sense. It's like the penrose triangle - the only way for it to work is if you accept it is impossible.