The Authority vs Superman

Started by DigiMark0075 pages
Originally posted by DestinyGuy678
couldnt a bloodlusted superman just destroy the planet

That's wouldn't accomplish anything. He's fighting the Authority, not the planet. If he took the time to do that, Doctor would murder him.

Originally posted by Starscream M
english please

No. I refuse.

Gå å spis all iskremen i kjøleskapet.

Originally posted by llagrok
No. I refuse.

Gå å spis all iskremen i kjøleskapet.

what language is this....I tried dutch on babelfish, it didn't work

Originally posted by Starscream M
what language is this....I tried dutch on babelfish, it didn't work

Haggis.

Klipp gresset, ellers blir det ingen ukepenger på deg.

...which will soon become spam, and I'd rather not switch to mod-mode. Joke's over ilga.

😉

Originally posted by DigiMark007
...which will soon become spam, and I'd rather not switch to mod-mode. Joke's over ilga.

😉

Fair enough, I'll stop 🙂

I just said ridiculous things though. Told him to cut the grass and eat the ice cream in the fridge.

On topic, if the Doctor can reconstitute himself and such, I don't see how the hell speedblitz will win.

Originally posted by Starscream M
what language is this....I tried dutch on babelfish, it didn't work

Ja nettopp fordi det er ikke nederlandsk gjøk.

Originally posted by llagrok

On topic, if the Doctor can reconstitute himself and such, I don't see how the hell speedblitz will win.
true

also, stop insulting me in norwegian

Originally posted by Creshosk
Ja nettopp fordi det er ikke nederlandsk gjøk.
gaan houden een vinger in je kont

Originally posted by llagrok
Fair enough, I'll stop 🙂

I just said ridiculous things though. Told him to cut the grass and eat the ice cream in the fridge.

On topic, if the Doctor can reconstitute himself and such, I don't see how the hell speedblitz will win.

The argument is that it was during a battle, and thus in the middle of a thought process. It's uncertain if he could replicate the feat while totally unaware.

Yet they know they're going into a battle, so I fail to see how any of them would be unaware. Thus, we have reason to believe he could pull it off. Speedblitz should work on the Doctor, but I see it as extremely unlikely in a battle setting. Not to mention that the Manchester Black-team pwnage, which is the basis for the lobotomy-blitz and speedblitz, took more than the few picoseconds the Supes-supporters seem to imply.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
The argument is that it was during a battle, and thus in the middle of a thought process. It's uncertain if he could replicate the feat while totally unaware.

Yet they know they're going into a battle, so I fail to see how any of them would be unaware. Thus, we have reason to believe he could pull it off. Speedblitz should work on the Doctor, but I see it as extremely unlikely in a battle setting. Not to mention that the Manchester Black-team pwnage, which is the basis for the lobotomy-blitz and speedblitz, took more than the few picoseconds the Supes-supporters seem to imply.

Authority is probably THE most underrated team on KMC.

Originally posted by Starscream M
true

also, stop insulting me in norwegian

I didn't insult you, lmao.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
The argument is that it was during a battle, and thus in the middle of a thought process. It's uncertain if he could replicate the feat while totally unaware.

Yet they know they're going into a battle, so I fail to see how any of them would be unaware. Thus, we have reason to believe he could pull it off. Speedblitz should work on the Doctor, but I see it as extremely unlikely in a battle setting. Not to mention that the Manchester Black-team pwnage, which is the basis for the lobotomy-blitz and speedblitz, took more than the few picoseconds the Supes-supporters seem to imply.

ok digi, lets say speedblitz WON'T work (tired of the speedblitz arguments)

what about heat vision? Superman could disintegrate the doc the second the battle starts.

Originally posted by Starscream M
ok digi, lets say speedblitz WON'T work (tired of the speedblitz arguments)

what about heat vision? Superman could disintegrate the doc the second the battle starts.

You don't get it, do you?

Originally posted by Starscream M
gaan houden een vinger in je kont
I tell you it's not dutch and you basically tell me to shove a finger up my ass in dutch?

Originally posted by Starscream M
ok digi, lets say speedblitz WON'T work (tired of the speedblitz arguments)

what about heat vision? Superman could disintegrate the doc the second the battle starts.

er. That's still a speedblitz argument. You're just substituting "punch" for "energy." The question still remains whether or not he'd accomplish it in the opening moments of the fight before the Doctor or Jenny formed the correct thought(s) to take him out.

It's literally the only way Supes would win this fight, so that's what the discussion will inevitably revolve around. I'm of the mind that it's possible for him to do it, but my gut feeling is that he'd tag 1 person (either Jenny or D depending on who he targets first) but the other would freeze him in place or transmute him or throw up a barrier or something. It would literally just take a single thought to do it. Then it's game-set-match Authority.

Originally posted by llagrok
Authority is probably THE most underrated team on KMC.

😆

Authority is the MOST over-rate team on KMC. EASILY.

You beat up a third tier rip off of an estabished character in Wildstorm and suddenly everyone thinks you are god. I'm surprised no one on KMC has argued that Axel Brass could beat Superman to be honest.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
😆

Authority is the MOST over-rate team on KMC. EASILY.

How so?

Because everyone could solo Wolverine? 😆

Originally posted by llagrok
How so?

Because everyone could solo Wolverine? 😆

That's true.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
er. That's still a speedblitz argument. You're just substituting "punch" for "energy." The question still remains whether or not he'd accomplish it in the opening moments of the fight before the Doctor or Jenny formed the correct thought(s) to take him out.

It's literally the only way Supes would win this fight, so that's what the discussion will inevitably revolve around. I'm of the mind that it's possible for him to do it, but my gut feeling is that he'd tag 1 person (either Jenny or D depending on who he targets first) but the other would freeze him in place or transmute him or throw up a barrier or something. It would literally just take a single thought to do it. Then it's game-set-match Authority.

you're seriously making jenny and doctor seem like transcendant class figures...would they pwn Odin or Galactus as well...seems like it if they could take out heralds with but a thought

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