A Satanist Word's

Originally posted by willofthewisp
That's immaterial to me. What I want to know are the specifics about what you believe. I could tell you what Billy Graham and other prominent Christian leaders say about Christianity, but it wouldn't be telling you about my personal relationship with God, would it?

I see no reason why having rules is bad. You say, or at least imply, that Satan doesn't demand you follow rules like God does, but if a whole belief system is centered around him that expects certain things out of its followers, then there are rules, aren't there? Your posts again and again lead one to believe you're in way over your head and really don't have any idea what you're into.

And since you think that be spelling Christianity with a K is so rebellious and disrespectful, I want to know if you're an equal opportunity punk and spell Judaism with a G or Buddhism with two Os. I'm sure Satan is quite pleased with you and your spelling errors, but for the rest of us, it just makes you seem even less credible.

Your just as much a satanist as he is...

I hope that means you're saying he's a poser...

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I hope that means you're saying he's a poser...

Ah, just checking. 😱 I saw ProActive's newest commercial claiming that infant blood exfoliates the skin and un-clogs my pores. Thought I'd give it a go.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Ah, just checking. 😱 I saw ProActive's newest commercial claiming that infant blood exfoliates the skin and un-clogs my pores. Thought I'd give it a go.

It would be a sin not to try.

How'd you know their slogan?

nobody here is a poser...and i don't spell judaism with a g or budahism with two oo's. i'm not rebellious, and i'm not just some god damned punk.

Originally posted by XvampbenjiiX666
nobody here is a poser...and i don't spell judaism with a g or budahism with two oo's. i'm not rebellious, and i'm not just some god damned punk.

What are you then?

Originally posted by willofthewisp
How'd you know their slogan?

I might (or might not) work in the marketing department of the Lake of Fire Beauty Products Ltd.

So...you've saved all your hatred for just Christians, when Muslims also believe that Satan is evil and an enemy of God?

http://www.ummah.net/Al_adaab/dawah/coalition_for_jesus.html

http://www.islamicinformationcentre.co.uk/muslims.htm#8

Try to follow me on this one. The Bible was written and then around 600 AD (not sure on the exact year), Mohammad said he received divine intervention from God who said the Bible was corrupt and had errors in it. So Mohammad presented the world with the Koran. Satanists believe that God is pretty much telling lies about Satan, right? Okay, so why are you so respectful when it comes to Islam and so angry and spiteful at Christianity?

Tell me how you believe a world that believes in revenge and killing could survive? If everyone was a Satanist and did exactly what your first post mentioned, no one would be alive. There are so many holes, or at least points of confusion, and you haven't addressed any of them. You say you take this seriously and you're not a poser? Prove it and stand up for what you believe and give me some intelligent answers.

I have a bone to pick with you then, Bardock. My skin didn't clear up. Did I not use enough blood?

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I have a bone to pick with you then, Bardock. My skin didn't clear up. Did I not use enough blood?

I am marketing, not science department.

Though, I suspect it is all just a big scam anyways.

Originally posted by XvampbenjiiX666
nobody here is a poser...and i don't spell judaism with a g or budahism with two oo's. i'm not rebellious, and i'm not just some god damned punk.

But then why not believe in something all the way if you're going to believe in it at all? Why just dabble?

Originally posted by Storm
Meh, you' re a Satanic dabbler.

and a confessed murderer

im not a god damned murderer...

lol, yes, don't worry, we are all painfully aware

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I have a bone to pick with you then, Bardock. My skin didn't clear up. Did I not use enough blood?

Were these infant virgins?

Cause thats kinda important...

and are you bathing everyday?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Were these infant virgins?

Cause thats kinda important...

and are you bathing everyday?

The guarantee is only if you use the mail in blood of infant virgins, if you've been slaughtering innocents for more, well then your warranty is void.

Originally posted by Transfinitum
The guarantee is only if you use the mail in blood of infant virgins, if you've been slaughtering innocents for more, well then your warranty is void.

Damn..this Theistic Satanism has too many rules 😐

Maybe I'll convert to another religion that doesn't have as many...like Kristianity or maybe Islamb!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Damn..this Theistic Satanism has too many rules 😐

Maybe I'll convert to another religion that doesn't have as many...like Kristianity or maybe Islamb!

Or perhaps Chrinduishinlam?

Originally posted by Transfinitum
Or perhaps Chrinduishinlam?

I dunno...didn't they sell out to McDonalds?