I have to go smoke a cigarette and pee.

Started by Impediment5 pages

I have to go smoke a cigarette and pee.

John (RJ), hold all my calls.

John is the "other woman" in Matt's relationship oh

Get it? Because he's the secretary.

Originally posted by Strangelove
John is the "other woman" in Matt's relationship oh

Get it? Because he's the secretary.

So....that was a sexist joke, right?

haermm Mattie cant keep anything quiet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So....that was a sexist joke, right?
Quite possibly.

Ok.

I'm back.

Any calls, John?

Yeah, Bardock called, you got his order wrong.

I pissed off of my front porch. 131

I can do this because I live in B.F.E.

B.F.E?

Bum Fuct Egypt.

(It's a Texas thing.)

I know a chick at work who is BNS.

BNS?

Betch
Needs
Some slappin

Ah.

Raeann is all of that. ✅

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of my front porch. 131

I can do this because I live in B.F.E.

crylaugh

Yep. I'm that good.

I do that and I live in downtown Houston.

You hick.

haermm

Git-er-dun.