I have to go smoke a cigarette and pee.

I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand.

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand.

Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed off of mine about 3 hours ago.

Cigarette in mouth, and beer in hand.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

It'd make it all the more redneck if he was.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Were you wearing a wifebeater at the time?

Nope.

Shirtless. ✅

Originally posted by Impediment
Nope.

Shirtless. ✅

Tisk, tisk.

I wear wifebeaters almost all the time. Redneck 4-life.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nope.

Shirtless. ✅

I was thinking of you, John-John. heartbeat

Aw baby you make me all moist and shit.

Moist shit?

You been watching those 2 girls and the cup? naughty

Only with you, loverboy. heartbeat

Watch 2 Girls 1 Finger.

It's twice as good! ✅

haermm

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.

Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

Never stopped me before. no2

I don't think I could do it.

That's right, I'm an Indiana pussy.

Oh, come now.

Where's that Hoosier spirit?

I just peed again.

This time, however, I am in the company of friends.

Seriously. Who pees off of their front porch in front of an audience and then posts about it on a laptop?

God, I'm pathetic.

group pee? haermm

Yep.