I have to go smoke a cigarette and pee.

John is a meth-head.

My mom/sister told me so.

Mattie likes tranny porn........a local tranny told me so.

Christie told you this?!?!? 😠

No, Christie kept it quiet, it was Hank.

F*ckin' Hank!!

Round two.

I have to go pee again.

I think that I'll smoke another ciggie.

Is it hot down south?

Thats YOUR job. haermm

Can one of you sassy Texans get me some authentic cowboy boots?

Sure.

Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

Can I use a funnel? 🙁

Nope.

Texas gals pee standing up.

Um, I think I need to see an example from BlackSunshine, personally. Heh. Hum. leftright

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.

Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

I pee off of my porch. ermm

Originally posted by Selphie
Um, I think I need to see an example from BlackSunshine, personally. Heh. Hum. leftright

She's too inhibited. 🥷

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure.

Only if you pee off of your front porch, though.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I pee off of my porch. ermm

In broad daylight?

Originally posted by Impediment
In broad daylight?

I've done so in the past.

So have I. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
So have I. 131

I pee'd off mine at 3 this morning. 131