Bathroom Mishaps.....

We have all had them, admit it. Share your unfortunate incidents here.

I once had too much to drink, and i stopped at a Valero. When I got the key to the bathroom, i almost pissed on the floor and wall.

I had to piss like a champ. 😐

Once I was walking to the corner store and I sharted on the way home.....I was sick, and then I said screw it and let the juices flow. 😂

invading KMC

Been there done that. 😆

It ran down my leg like hot meatloaf gravy. ✅

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sly

Disgusting thread

Originally posted by Scythe
Disgusting thread

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No stories to tell then?

I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself.

Everyone's had this one...

You're sick to your stomach and you go to the bathroom to vomit, but at the same time you have to take a shit. So you have to decide: "Do I vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or do I hold the shit in while I find something to puke in while I'm on the shitter?!"

I've actually never experienced that one. Just the usual: "I have to go here" situations.

Originally posted by Scythe
I have stories, but this is sorta nasty. I don't wanna hear about you messin' yourself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No one forced you to read it.

I know, but I typed that so hopefully you'de spare us the detail of fecal matter and urine being expelled from your body.

As I said, no one is twisting your arm.

As I said, it's just gross. Don't worry about it.

knock knock.....

Okie dokie

All you two do is argue, go get married already. 😛