Bathroom Mishaps.....

Started by Rogue Jedi7 pages

oh hell yeah it is haermm

you are mean whip

No, I am a guy haermm

at least I didn't pee allover myself... or shit in the tub 💃

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you know how I feel about them.

I know. laughcry

Dedgum skeeterz.

When I was a small child, I'd piss my pants playing the NES...I didn't want to get up to use the restroom so I'd end up pissing myself, slowly.

Other than that, I have an Iron sphincter. Nothing escapes these cheeks unless I want it to. I can also hold my piss for hours...comes from trying to hold it for hours when playing the NES as a small child.

I vomited all over my lap while on the toilet seat. I was as a drunk as a skunk.

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
🙄 Sure, why not........you done?

Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you.

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Originally posted by Scythe
Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you.

HEY! 😠

What's wrong with using a load of periods! 😠

😄

Just messin'. It is a nasty habit and I don't want to stop anytime soon.

Originally posted by Scythe
Your post seems like more spite than opinion, what with the dumbass smiley and your overuse of periods. Also, educate yourself, it'll do wonders for you.
How's this for educational? wanker

And yeah, the kthxbai is REAL intelligent. Here's another smily for you. 🙄 and another wanker and another fu KTHXBAI.

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY! 😠

What's wrong with using a load of periods! 😠

😄

Just messin'. It is a nasty habit and I don't want to stop anytime soon.

You've stated your opinion on periods, and I respect that. I often use them to convey the thought of "wtf" or just sheer boredom, ya know? I don't like relying on smileys, because it's not my cup of tea.

And I laughed when I read this part of your post, haha.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What's wrong with using a load of periods! 😠

My friends and I were hangin' out today and my friend Racheal expressed her recent hatred for men because it was her time of the month and somebody made a comment that she should suppress that energy and put it to good use. He practically said the same thing you said.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How's this for educational? wanker

And yeah, the kthxbai is REAL intelligent. Here's another smily for you. 🙄 and another wanker and another fu KTHXBAI.

Reported, you're clearly baiting. We expressed our opinions and you turned them away.

I'm sure you can bring up the KTHXBAI up with Kaya, not me.

Originally posted by Scythe
You've stated your opinion on periods, and I respect that. I often use them to convey the thought of "wtf" or just sheer boredom, ya know? I don't like relying on smileys, because it's not my cup of tea.

And I laughed when I read this part of your post, haha.

Cool beans.

Originally posted by Scythe
My friends and I were hangin' out today and my friend Racheal expressed her recent hatred for men because it was her time of the month and somebody made a comment that she should suppress that energy and put it to good use. He practically said the same thing you said.

LMAO. Now that IS funny. "Magic period powers....AWAY!!!!"

I've always thought: "What if women would harness that hot flash energy, then after that, it just clicked in my head... OH MY GOD!"

Originally posted by dadudemon
LMAO. Now that IS funny. "Magic period powers....AWAY!!!!"

Genius

Originally posted by Scythe
Reported, you're clearly baiting. We expressed our opinions and you turned them away.

I'm sure you can bring up the KTHXBAI up with Kaya, not me.

Funny, I vividly remember you having just as sick a sense of humor as me.

You think bathroom humor is gross, but you have a line in your sig about two females urinating in your crack. 🙄 THAT'S funny. ✅

And all I did was use a smily, a smily that has been here forever.

You expressed your opinions? You came into this thread solely to start shit, because you have your pathetic vendetta towards me. If you really thought the subject matter was disgusting, you should have not posted at all.

Mine does not involve fecal matter or urine, but pain and agony.

I woke up at like 3 in the morning when I was like 14 I guess.

I had to pee, so I did my business and when I tryed to zip up my pants, my zipper going up actually ripped skin off the head of my penis. Yeah, I was bleeding. And it hurt really, really, really bad. I still have a fvckin scar from it.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Mine does not involve fecal matter or urine, but pain and agony.

I woke up at like 3 in the morning when I was like 14 I guess.

I had to pee, so I did my business and when I tryed to zip up my pants, my zipper going up actually ripped skin off the head of my penis. Yeah, I was bleeding. And it hurt really, really, really bad. I still have a fvckin scar from it.

damn........talk about growing pains. 😂