Bathroom Mishaps.....

I suddenly have the image of a horse swishing its tail at an annoying fly.

Originally posted by Scythe
As I said, it's just gross. Don't worry about it.

IIIIIIIIIII'll tell you what I want what I really really want......

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Everyone's had this one...

You're sick to your stomach and you go to the bathroom to vomit, but at the same time you have to take a shit. So you have to decide: "Do I vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or do I hold the shit in while I find something to puke in while I'm on the shitter?!"

I usually hover from toilet to sink 😂

Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm

I suppose that is a mishap😂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I suppose that is a mishap😂

I can believe that😂

DA does too, but she wont tell haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
IIIIIIIIIII'll tell you what I want what I really really want......

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I still love them anyway. tongue_ss

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once I was in the shower, lost my footing, nearly fell, but I caught myself. I ended up crouched like a cat ready to pounce, looking around like "what the **** was that." haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
DA does too, but she wont tell haermm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really wanna zig-a-zag ah
If you wanna be my lover..................

laughcry

I still love them anyway. tongue_ss

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Hmph, all I did, as I told you, was walk to the bathroom in the dark, miscalculated where exactly the toilet was, sat down, and almost missed. I righted myself, heart pounding, and peed, looking like leftright. Twice. hanone Then the third time after that, I didn't miss the toilet, but I walked into the door. hanuts

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh DUMBASS!!!!!!

My worst bathroom mishap doesn't relate to shitting or vomiting, but I fainted in the shower, got out the shower once I was conscious, fainted again- falling with such force that my head went through my bathroom wall, leaving a nice Claire's head- shaped hole in it!

The first time I had a hangover, I woke up and had to go to the bathroom, but my head hurt so much that I couldn't concentrate, so I pissed on my hands.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I don't see anyone else complaining. If anyone does have a problem, then they're simply avoiding the thread. Follow their example.

Nah

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I don't see anyone else complaining. If anyone does have a problem, then they're simply avoiding the thread. Follow their example.

I once fell asleep in the tub, woke up choking on water, jumped up, got out of the tub, passed out, cracking my head off of the edge of the sink, woke up 3 hours later, my head was bleeding. 😂

Originally posted by Kayakat
As far as i can see it is still a public forum and its an OTF thread for that matter so basically everyone is aloud to post here with their opinion.
whether you like it or not
kthxbai doped

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Oh shut up, screamed at any black caulk or ants lately? crylaugh

One time I was at a restaurant I had to piss so bad I ran to the bathroom, but I pissed on the floor instead of in the toilet.