Originally posted by RobtardSwagger is not an idiot, he is aware of his surroundings at all times. He would certainly be prepared for Batman attacking from the air, since he is highly trained at counter intel. He might not know about every little gadget Batman uses, but he will certainly be aware of the slight possibility of Batman attacking from above. He is, after all, Batman.
It smashed through a speeding dump-truck headon without sustaining a scratch. It certainly is tough.No, he wouldn't use the Batmobile in that scenario, he'd probably use a plane at high attitude. Also, I said "stealthily", meaning Swagger wouldn't know he's coming from above and therefore negate your "he would shoot him out of the sky".
How much food do you assume Swagger picked up on his escape to hide in your little scenario?
You have already come to the conclusion that you want Swagger to win because you like the character, so the scenario is setup to gimp Batman. You do this often. Why not just set it up to the point where Swagger can't lose and be done with it?
Worst case scenario for Swagger is Batman gets too close for a sniper rifle, but then Swagger still has his assault rifle. And, since I have shown what a single gunshot will do to Batman, it's safe to say the G36 will tear Batman apart.
But, since Batman approaches in the Batmobile, your "air ninja stealth attack" is not applicable, and if it were, Swagger would be prepared for it.
Swagger would have enough food and water as he needs, his Marine training alone would ensure this, Rations and C packs fit quite easily into a backpack or the pockets of his fatigues.