Bob Lee Swagger versus Batman

Started by Scythe30 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, I know, thats why a reality check is in order for you.

What? How does that even begin to make sense? I said Swagger can't even shoot Daredevil. How do you read posts?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You brought up Swagger getting sniped in the face, I said Batman would have no way of doing this because he has no guns, so Swagger being sniped in the face is not a factor here.

Ya know, there's such a thing as non-lethal sniper rifles. Haha, it would be hilarious if Batman sniped Swagger with a tranq. dart, haha, but not in your silly scenerio, course not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whats that phrase AC throws around so haphazardly? Oh yeah, DODGE.

It's not a dodge, you should watch all the Batman movies to know both contenders.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I never said that.

You don't say when you're making an assumption, who does that? I'm saying you make assumptions. Like calling every single one of us Batman fanboys, yeah....assumption.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, your english totally stinks. 🙄

Well it's not perfect, I learn something new everyday, as I've learned today, the correct spelling for insinuating, thanks.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Do you see my point?

Thought not, thus your problem.

-AC

Sure man.

Simply because he seems to fit right in with your chiselled American men who shoot guns and act like men, appeal.

You are either implying I am a gun lover or that all Americans are. I am betting you wont confirm or deny this, that you will spew forth more "RJ doesnt get it" instead of explaining yourself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure man.

Simply because he seems to fit right in with your chiselled American men who shoot guns and act like men, appeal.

You are either implying I am a gun lover or that all Americans are. I am betting you wont confirm or deny this, that you will spew forth more "RJ doesnt get it" instead of explaining yourself.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but what does this have to do with Batman or Bob Lee Swagger? Dear lord, this thread needs to be closed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure man.

Simply because he seems to fit right in with your chiselled American men who shoot guns and act like men, appeal.

You are either implying I am a gun lover or that all Americans are. I am betting you wont confirm or deny this, that you will spew forth more "RJ doesnt get it" instead of explaining yourself.

I wasn't suggesting you like guns or that all Americans do, and if you can find where I said so, then do, or stop claiming it.

I claimed that you appear to have a certain movie you like. Not because of any one element, but the whole, hence why I didn't just say guns, or men.

Stop deciding randomly how to take posts. See? I shouldn't even be explaining this to you, it was literally spelled out in the original post. This has come from your almost superhuman ability to wilfully misinterpret things.

-AC

Originally posted by Scythe
What? How does that even begin to make sense? I said Swagger can't even shoot Daredevil. How do you read posts?
Thats how I took it, thats why I am laughing my ass off. Swagger cant shoot Daredevil, gimmee a break.

Ya know, there's such a thing as non-lethal sniper rifles. Haha, it would be hilarious if Batman sniped Swagger with a tranq. dart, haha, but not in your silly scenerio, course not.
Is Batman shown using one of these rifles in the movies? And also, you have any idea on the range of these rifles? I never knew Batman was a trained sniper.

It's not a dodge, you should watch all the Batman movies to know both contenders.
No, you just dont wanna answer because you know I will have a comeback for it. No worries, I'll ask SS, he has seen it.

You don't say when you're making an assumption, who does that? I'm saying you make assumptions. Like calling every single one of us Batman fanboys, yeah....assumption.
No, I never said "I dont make assumptions."

Well it's not perfect, I learn something new everyday, as I've learned today, the correct spelling for insinuating, thanks.
OK, funny how all of a sudden your english sucks ass.

RJ, you're almost bordering on "What I'm saying is fact." in a debate that is only ever going to be subjective, unless there's a Swagger Vs Batman movie.

So I'd suggest chilling down.

You're not wrong or right, here.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I wasn't suggesting you like guns or that all Americans do, and if you can find where I said so, then do, or stop claiming it.

I claimed that you appear to have a certain movie you like. Not because of any one element, but the whole, hence why I didn't just say guns, or men.

Stop deciding randomly how to take posts. See? I shouldn't even be explaining this to you, it was literally spelled out in the original post. This has come from your almost superhuman ability to wilfully misinterpret things.

-AC

Mhm Mhm.......this ia all very fascinating, it really is, but whats it got to do with Batman getting owned by Swagger?

Oh yeah, I forgot for a second who I was talking to, how silly of me.

Thats not a compliment, mind you.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
RJ, you're almost bordering on "What I'm saying is fact." in a debate that is only ever going to be subjective, unless there's a Swagger Vs Batman movie.

So I'd suggest chilling down.

You're not wrong or right, here.

-AC

Chill down? I am a picture if serenity, man. Laughing my ass off, but calm and collected.

I have provided FACTS that Batman can be shot by someone with little or no skills, and, against Swagger, it's painfully obvious he would get shredded.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chill down? I am a picture if serenity, man. Laughing my ass off, but calm and collected.

I have provided FACTS that Batman can be shot by someone with little or no skills, and, against Swagger, it's painfully obvious he would get shredded.

You have provided items that show why you believe what you do.

That belief is not fact, neither is it mine that Batman would win, since the fight'll never happen.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats how I took it, thats why I am laughing my ass off. Swagger cant shoot Daredevil, gimmee a break.

Okay, we all have opinions, no reason to gloat about it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Batman shown using one of these rifles in the movies? And also, you have any idea on the range of these rifles? I never knew Batman was a trained sniper.

It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, it was just a funny thought. He has shown some sniper traning in the books, but we're using movie Batmen here, and again I was only joking.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you just dont wanna answer because you know I will have a comeback for it. No worries, I'll ask SS, he has seen it.

He gets shot once at point blank by a hand gun. I'm not a gun-nut so I can't say what type of handgun it is, but the point is he is shot and he remembers his training which taught him to work through pain. Mhmm.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, funny how all of a sudden your english sucks ass.

I don't think it's funny, I make huge typos, what do you mean by this comment, I find it confusing like alot of things you post.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You have provided items that show why you believe what you do.

That belief is not fact, neither is it mine that Batman would win, since the fight'll never happen.

-AC

Of course it'll never happen, thats the reason the movie versus forum exists, to talk about matchups that'll never happen.

Where HAVE you been?

So you agree your opinion on the outcome is not fact, as we do?

-AC

Originally posted by Scythe
Okay, we all have opinions, no reason to gloat about it.
Laughing and gloating are two different things.

It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, it was just a funny thought. He has shown some sniper traning in the books, but we're using movie Batmen here, and again I was only joking.
OK then.

He gets shot once at point blank by a hand gun. I'm not a gun-nut so I can't say what type of handgun it is, but the point is he is shot and he remembers his training which taught him to work through pain. Mhmm.
Chest? gut? shoulder?

I don't think it's funny, I make huge typos, what do you mean by this comment, I find it confusing like alot of things you post.
I just never realized you had a problem with english.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So you agree your opinion on the outcome is not fact, as we do?

-AC

With all I have seen from both characters in their movies, with what I know Swagger can do and what Batman can do, I believe that there is little or no chance of Batman winning this.

Nothing is for certain. If you go up against Mike Tyson, its not guaranteed he will win, you might get extremely lucky.

Unlikely though, same as Swagger losing to Batman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chest? gut? shoulder?

Like alittle to the left of his stomach. By his kidney.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just never realized you had a problem with english.

Well, I do. Gettin' better though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
With all I have seen from both characters in their movies, with what I know Swagger can do and what Batman can do, I believe that there is little or no chance of Batman winning this.

Nothing is for certain. If you go up against Mike Tyson, its not guaranteed he will win, you might get extremely lucky.

Unlikely though, same as Swagger losing to Batman.

So yes, then.

All you needed to say.

-AC

Originally posted by Scythe
Like alittle to the left of his stomach. By his kidney.
Swagger was shot twice and fell out a window. 😄

Sorry, I couldnt help it.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So yes, then.

All you needed to say.

-AC

Of course yes. I am leaning towards Swagger, you towards the Bat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Swagger was shot twice and fell out a window. 😄

Sorry, I couldnt help it.

It's okay, the notion you're stating won't sway my opinion.

Novel Swagger was a bit tougher. He took a bullet dead center in the chest, escaped the law, and stuffed a donut wrapper in the hole until he found help.