Originally posted by Bardock42
If everyone would jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
Well, if I didn't jump then you couldn't say that everyone jumped, which would make me Adam in the new Eden. The only problem would be that there would be no Eve, so either I'd have to take one for the team and make sweet love to the most attractive monkey I could find, or I'd get playful with a dolphin and make the first Porpoisan.
I personally loved the film. Yes, I have some Batman imagery in my sig/avatar but that is from the graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns (the pinnacle of all Batman tales).
I do see where it has been run into the ground a bit. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was the best movie of the summer. I don't think it deserves to be ranked #1 on IMDB's Top 250 though. I would probably still rank it in my top 10-15 movies though. I mean, I'm a Batman fanboy but I try not to let the hype and craze surrounding the film cloud my judgment from rating it as a decent movie.
That just shows you got to take in everything IMDB says with a grain of salt and not worship it or other sites like rotten tomatoes as the gospel truth like some people here do.that they do get information wrong at times.
Sure Dark Knight is a great movie and all,but to put it there as number one,well they kinda lose their credibility there doing that.Best movie of the year probably but all time? come one.Thats just as dumb as the people making ignorant comments that Indiana Jones 4 is the worst movie of all time they have ever seen.Maybe worst movie of the year but not worst of all time.Those people that say that are not being objective at all.Their just going by their dissapointment of how Indiana Jones 4 was since it didnt live up to the magic and greatness that the original trilogy had.
As time passes by,I would think they would come to to their senses and realise how ignorant it is to say its the worst movie of all time when there are far many more worse movies out there than Indiana Jones four.same with IMDB,with the passage of time in the months to come,hopefully they will realise how ignorant and foolish it was to rank it as the best movie of all time and that they werent being objective.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, if [B]I didn't jump then you couldn't say that everyone jumped, which would make me Adam in the new Eden. The only problem would be that there would be no Eve, so either I'd have to take one for the team and make sweet love to the most attractive monkey I could find, or I'd get playful with a dolphin and make the first Porpoisan. [/B]
Would you love it?
Originally posted by Bardock42
Would you love it?
At first, no. I like it, but I wouldn't love it. However, as the reality of my situation became more acceptable, I'd stop thinking of it as an 'it', and instead see 'her' as my wife. We'd argue, we'd fight, but we'd also be tender, and I'd keep things sweet at home by going down on her once a week. Slowly, over time, I'd grow to love her and our beautiful porpoisan baby, Flippy.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
At first, no. I like it, but I wouldn't love it. However, as the reality of my situation became more acceptable, I'd stop thinking of it as an 'it', and instead see 'her' as my wife. We'd argue, we'd fight, but we'd also be tender, and I'd keep things sweet at home by going down on her once a week. Slowly, over time, I'd grow to love her and our beautiful porpoisan baby, Flippy.
You are a true man, I don't think I could ever live dolphins as you do. I could respect them, sure, maybe even admire them in instances, but love...no, never love. I take my hat off to you, well, I'm not wearing a hat, but if I did, I would.
Then again you **** animals.
Originally posted by BackFire
Are there children under the bridge?
You'd have to jump to find out. It could be your own personal Wonderland in Alice.
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are a true man, I don't think I could ever live dolphins as you do. I could respect them, sure, maybe even admire them in instances, but love...no, never love. I take my hat off to you, well, I'm not wearing a hat, but if I did, I would.Then again you **** animals.
I feel your respect, but you must remember that I am only making love to the dolphins so some part of humanity can survive in the post human-dominated world where I am the only surviving human after everyone else jumped off that bridge. I am left with a choice of letting our species die out completely when I succumb to old age, or propagating the continuation of part of our DNA by breeding, and loving, a dolphin. Show me a man who wouldn't do it, and I'll show you a selfish mammal fish-fish. You see, I'm a survivalist.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I feel your respect, but you must remember that I am only making love to the dolphins so some part of humanity can survive in the post human-dominated world where I am the only surviving human after everyone else jumped off that bridge. I am left with a choice of letting our species die out completely when I succumb to old age, or propagating the continuation of part of our DNA by breeding, and loving, a dolphin. Show me a man who wouldn't do it, and I'll show you a selfish mammal fish-fish. You see, I'm a survivalist.
You didn't jump, Bardock must have not jumped since he won't do what everyone else does...
... maybe you won't have to phuck dolphins, just Bardock
one of you could turn female (kinda like frogs can)
Evolution it's such a wonderful thing ✅
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Just got back from seeing it at the cinema. A lot of things annoyed me to no end, the music for example, it seemed to be going on in the background constantly, it's supposed to be there to build tension, but a lot of the time it did the opposite. Secondly, the film had a lot of odd holes - like that Italian bloke that Batman threw off a building, I would have thought that was at least a broken ankle, but towards the end he just strolls into his car. Also, I've never read a Batman comic, but was it specified that once he gets into the suit he must begin talking like a pedophile with a throat infection?Overall, the movie was quite good, nothing more. Ledger's performance was very good, though I still think he was better in Brokeback...
Well when the Italian guy did stroll into that car, he was actually hobbling about with a cane.
And the only reason for the pedo-ish voice, is so that he can conceal his identity. That's one thing a lot of super-hero movies miss, is that the super heroes forget to conceal their voices, and think that because they are wearing a costume, they'll never be figured out. Perfect example is Spider Man, holy shit.
Originally posted by S_D_J
You didn't jump, Bardock must have not jumped since he won't do what everyone else does...... maybe you won't have to phuck dolphins, just Bardock
one of you could turn female (kinda like frogs can)
Evolution it's such a wonderful thing ✅
Wow, you are a smart man. Maybe you should join us in not jumping? The three of us could make a wonderful sandwich together...
See, that's where my selfless survival instinct shows me to be further along the evolutionary path than you; I'm out here splashing around with some cute dolphins, and you're under the bridge. It's OK though, I understand...Sometimes, I feel like I don't have a partner. Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the ocean I live in, the ocean of water, but lonely as I am, I still have the dolphins, and together we procreate.
I believe it was opening night of this POS that I served two high school-aged girls, and they left me a little note on a piece of napkin that said they didn't have any money for a tip. So they left me gum, a coupon, and some change... and to top it off, they wrote at the bottom of the note, "'Why so serious?' - The Joker" and drew a f*cking dumb face beside it. I've found the fans to be annoying from the very get-go.
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
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OMG I could not agree more. The entire HYPE about this movie is bloody annoying...and an absolute phenomenon.
It was average AT BEST [yes, just my opinion]. The
Spoiler:was great. So was the
pencil scene
Spoiler:, but does ANYBODY on another PLANET realize it doesn't make sense that all the hype actually DID get met?
coming out of the hospital in the nurse's outfit and blowing up the place
I loved Heath Ledger as an actor overall. But seriously, how long does it bloody take to rehearse the same freakin' line:
Spoiler:Watch the original film. Do you seriously think he filled Jack Nicholson's shoes? [ok, maybe one shoe 🙂]
'You know how I got these scars?
Again, I love Christian Bale as an actor overall. But what's with the dry Bruce Wayne performance...and WHY THE HELL does he sound like someone's tickling his tonsils while he's hitting puberty 9 times?!
They spend a million or so building the damn motorcycle [freakin' cool as HELL], and they use it what...5 times in a 3 HOUR MOVIE? And use it to the least of reasons or effects at best.
I usually post in the anime section but this damned thing has me riled up. No offense to anyone who liked it [your opinion], but this is the place to vent right? 🙂
Comparing it to all time profit and revenue 'pullers'? It was good...NOT a bloody milestone. What the hell is wrong with us? 🙂 We paid!!
Heath Leadger...RIP 🙁
Originally posted by agphoenix
I loved Heath Ledger as an actor overall. But seriously, how long does it bloody take to rehearse the same freakin' line:Spoiler:Watch the original film. Do you seriously think he filled Jack Nicholson's shoes? [ok, maybe one shoe 🙂]
'You know how I got these scars?Again, I love Christian Bale as an actor overall. But what's with the dry Bruce Wayne performance...and WHY THE HELL does he sound like someone's tickling his tonsils while he's hitting puberty 9 times?!
I think Selphie has said this but he sounds like that so people don't recognize that he's Bruce Wayne. Bale's "Batman" voice could be less annoying, but I don't mind it since he does it for a reason.