To every woman who broke a man's heart:

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That's a bad idea. Thing is, if the guy is anything like me, he's just going to bite it off.

Well, if you're still conscious after taking my tube steak to your head, then by all means, try to bite it off. You'll fail, though. I'll just jump off the stool and run away. You'll trip over the stool and fall down. (Assuming you're still conscious.)

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nice to know you have a vagina.

awesome

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nice to know you have a vagina.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wrong hole, fool. 😆

Ah yes, cause that makes so much more sense when talking about your post. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, if you're still conscious after taking my tube steak to your head, then by all means, try to bite it off. You'll fail, though. I'll just jump off the stool and run away. You'll trip over the stool and fall down. (Assuming you're still conscious.)

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Please, I've taken much bigger loads than that little snausage you call a dick.

1. Being shat upon does not equate to a dick.

2. I never called it a dick. awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. Being shat upon does not equate to a dick.

2. I never called it a dick. awesome

2. Your mother.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. No, but I have taken much bigger pricks than your dweeby little needle dick.

2. Your mother.

You take pricks? Up your ass? Ghey.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
1. No, but I have taken much bigger pricks than your dweeby little needle dick.

2. My mother.

lol #2 is your mother. That means she is shit because a #2 is a pewp.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 😄

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You take pricks? Up your ass? Ghey.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
No, in my mouth. Don't diss me with your fantasies sicko.

Pricks in your mouth? Still ghey.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Pricks in your mouth? Still ghey.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
You weren't saying that last night. 131

?

pwnt?

?

Originally posted by dadudemon
?

pwnt?

?

If by pwnt, you mean he pwnd himself by saying he was sucking cocks last night, then yeah.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
If by pwnt, you mean he pwnd himself by saying he was sucking cocks last night, then yeah.

YAY! 😱 This thread has nothing to do with me! 😄

Originally posted by Impediment
This b*tch cheated on me while I was in the hospital after I got shot.

Sorry. I still feel bad about that, bro.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Ah yes, cause that makes so much more sense when talking about your post. 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who cares about sense? 😱 you want sense, go to the bank.

Ugh!

Originally posted by Scythe
Ugh!

😆 😆 😆

Let's dance... 💃

I don't know the banana.