To every woman who broke a man's heart:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who cares about sense? 😱 you want sense, go to the bank.

That joke only works in an audible form. ermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
That joke only works in an audible form. ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly 😉

Ahaha...

Originally posted by Röland
What?

You've just got to ignore it by taking some substance d.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You've just got to ignore it by taking some substance d.

And an enema, geez, hahaha!

Originally posted by Röland
What?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There never was any point. 🙄

So, back on topic, I've only had one chick leave meh, but it was mutual, as I wanted out anyways, so it all turned out for the best.

I had a psycho b*tch ex-girlfriend come at me with a knife, that wasn't fun, but she's nothing to me.

Originally posted by Scythe
I had a psycho b*tch ex-girlfriend come at me with a knife, that wasn't fun, but she's nothing to me.

You went ninja on her ass? 😕

No, I reasoned with her, and we got through it, but it wasn't a pretty situation.

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I reasoned with her, and we got through it, but I wasn't a pretty situation.

I was like, damn.

That's stupid of her to come after a dude in a wheel chair. You don't need your ass wiped, but come on, there is a line on what you should expect from a dude in a wheel chair.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I was like, damn.

That's stupid of her to come after a dude in a wheel chair. You don't need your ass wiped, but come on, there is a line on what you should expect from a dude in a wheel chair.

Well, she wasn't too bright in the head. Alot of emotional scarring led her to live a bad life. I was the bright silver lining in her cloud and I left because she clearly needed someone elses attention. There's no point being with someone when the love isn't mutual, I didn't love her and I lost alot of respect for her. She constantly threatened her life, mine and our friends, she wasn't healthy.

My dad broke up with some chick when I was like 15, and she ended up painting "**** you" in white paint on our driveway, and throwing nails in the grass, where I parked my truck.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, she wasn't too bright in the head. Alot of emotional scarring led her to live a bad life. I was the bright silver lining in her cloud and I left because she clearly needed someone elses attention. There's no point being with someone when the love isn't mutual, I didn't love her and I lost alot of respect for her. She constantly threatened her life, mine and our friends, she wasn't healthy.

Yeah, that shit ain't worth it. The sex must've been good for you to become her boyfriend, though.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Damn.

Yeah, that shit ain't worth it. The sex must've been good for you to become her boyfriend, though.

Umm, the entire relationship was mainly about me. She was constantly on my nuts because of my position in my band. I wanted a woman who loves me for who I am beneath the mask, not because of my occupation.

Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, the entire relationship was mainly about me. She was constantly on my nuts because of my position in my band. I wanted a woman who loves me for who I am beneath the mask, not because of my occupation.

Pictures of your nuts or it didn't happen.

My, nuts.....?

Originally posted by Scythe
My, nuts.....?

You said she was constantly on your nuts. 😠

You want a picture of my nuts...?

Okay, they're right here.