To every woman who broke a man's heart:

Originally posted by Scythe
You want a picture of my nuts...?

Okay, they're right here.

Those aren't your nuts. Those are sheep testes.

I dont care if he's got angel nuts, I want a gun that works.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont care if he's got angel nuts, I want a gun that works.

Ahhh.

I feel your metaphor.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Those aren't your nuts. Those are sheep testes.

Fyne den

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ahhh.

I feel your metaphor.

Originally posted by Scythe
Fyne den

That's better...sort of.

They itch now... Scan your fingahs up and down your screen...

Originally posted by Scythe
They itch now... Scan your fingahs up and down your screen...

My finger nails are actually quite long. I'll post the pic tomorrow.

Yayz

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I did what to whom? No....what? haermm

Last I heard he had a family and shit, this was like ten years ago.

Happened to me, and now the guy has a wife and children. What can you do? shrug

Originally posted by Syren
Happened to me, and now the guy has a wife and children. What can you do? shrug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
After all these years, not a damn thing.

It doesn't bother me any more.

Originally posted by Syren
It doesn't bother me any more.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well this girl was already a bit fvcked up, emotionally scarred, before it happened.

You don't have to justify her still being haunted by it, I didn't mean that. Some people get over things more quickly, I suppose.

Originally posted by Syren
You don't have to justify her still being haunted by it, I didn't mean that. Some people get over things more quickly, I suppose.

Oh, ok 😄

Hows that working out for you?

So far so good, thank you for asking 😊

You broke my heart, bang bang haermm

I hope she gets an infection on her ****.