Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, yes. Please recruit me. I would be very proud to march for the apples, as my brother was an apple...once.Is there any sort of uniform? Perhaps we wear hats?
Yes, they are shaped like stems. And we all wear red or green fat suits.
To pay respect to our brothers...the apples...literally in your case.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, they are shaped like stems. And we all wear red or green fat suits.To pay respect to our brothers...the apples...literally in your case.
Oh, wonderful! May I be green? It's a colour I have a great affinity for...
Mainly because my brother, the apple, was a Granny Smith. Perversely, my paternal grandmother was more of watermelon. You can choose your friends (all apples), but you can't choose your family.
Do you have any sad stories to sell? I will buy matches.
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, wonderful! May I be green? It's a colour I have a great affinity for...Mainly because my brother, the apple, was a Granny Smith. Perversely, my paternal grandmother was more of watermelon. You can choose your friends (all apples), but you can't choose your family.
Do you have any sad stories to sell? I will buy matches.
As much as I hate watermelons, at least they do have a pretty good colour, not like those oranges...eww. Why is there no colour called Apple anyways, I mean, discrimination much, right?
Sad stories, well, of course an apple activist like me has many, many stories of sadness. After all, struggling apples in the 40s invented the blues.
Personally, I think blue should be called apple, what do you say?
It sounds like a perfect idea, but where do we sign up for something like that? I just had a look outside my window, but I couldn't see any shops with signs in their windows saying, 'Sign Up For Blue Being Called Apple Here!'.
When something like this happens, it makes you think that you're in one of those movies where everyone is being watched all the time, and someone's got a plot to blow something up. It makes me feel that I shouldn't trust anyone. Not even my dog. Maybe the apples should go to war?