Where the pain ends - Bardock's Poetry

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Originally posted by Prabhodh
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Very nice.

lolz at the guy who mentioned Dylan Thomas...

I think, hope, (know), he did so sarcastically. But thanks.

He was probably being sarcastic...

Do you read poetry?

I read pulped trees with print on.

Yes, I do.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I read pulped trees with print on.
I hear Hitler used to do that.

Yeah, I heard that, too. Probably just idle chit-chat. Everyone knows he didn't have eyes.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, I heard that, too. Probably just idle chit-chat. Everyone knows he didn't have eyes.

Wait, how did he see all the Jews then?

He could smell their money-lust.

The best of all senses.

Yeah, that coupled with Jerry-Lee Lewis' audio-recipient perception, right? Right? Riiiiiight?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, that coupled with Jerry-Lee Lewis' audio-recipient perception, right? Right? Riiiiiight?

Honestly? No. Really, just, no!

Oh, my apologies. I thought you were one of the suffragettes.

What heroic cause do you fight for?

Apples.

They are so cute and cuddly. May I recruit you?

Oh, yes. Please recruit me. I would be very proud to march for the apples, as my brother was an apple...once.

Is there any sort of uniform? Perhaps we wear hats?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, yes. Please recruit me. I would be very proud to march for the apples, as my brother was an apple...once.

Is there any sort of uniform? Perhaps we wear hats?

Yes, they are shaped like stems. And we all wear red or green fat suits.

To pay respect to our brothers...the apples...literally in your case.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, they are shaped like stems. And we all wear red or green fat suits.

To pay respect to our brothers...the apples...literally in your case.

Oh, wonderful! May I be green? It's a colour I have a great affinity for...

Mainly because my brother, the apple, was a Granny Smith. Perversely, my paternal grandmother was more of watermelon. You can choose your friends (all apples), but you can't choose your family.

Do you have any sad stories to sell? I will buy matches.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, wonderful! May I be green? It's a colour I have a great affinity for...

Mainly because my brother, the apple, was a Granny Smith. Perversely, my paternal grandmother was more of watermelon. You can choose your friends (all apples), but you can't choose your family.

Do you have any sad stories to sell? I will buy matches.

As much as I hate watermelons, at least they do have a pretty good colour, not like those oranges...eww. Why is there no colour called Apple anyways, I mean, discrimination much, right?

Sad stories, well, of course an apple activist like me has many, many stories of sadness. After all, struggling apples in the 40s invented the blues.

Personally, I think blue should be called apple, what do you say?

It sounds like a perfect idea, but where do we sign up for something like that? I just had a look outside my window, but I couldn't see any shops with signs in their windows saying, 'Sign Up For Blue Being Called Apple Here!'.

When something like this happens, it makes you think that you're in one of those movies where everyone is being watched all the time, and someone's got a plot to blow something up. It makes me feel that I shouldn't trust anyone. Not even my dog. Maybe the apples should go to war?

Victoria's Song

Fish in the sea
The honey bees last stand
Truth and laughter
On my trail to neverland
Freedom
Now

Hurricane

Oh swirling air of destruction
Floods drown my sorrow
Death follows you
And tears
And Bush hates black people

Hey guys, lately I've been musing on Hurricanes, and this is what I came up with. I hope you guys like it.

It's a bit more political than my usual stuff 🙂