Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by dadudemon1,317 pages

Good luck.

I'm glad you're not a lazy bum/*sshole that doesn't try very hard when you have a family to support. I really despise those types.

And, yes, I worked at a fast food joint (Quiznos) for 2 weeks because, hey, MONEY IS MONEY and when you ain't got not money, you best be workin' any legal way you can. A locksmith is far more respectable than fast food, IMO.

I am now employed by Silver Eagle Distributors as a member of the night loading crew. Pay is from $12 to $14 per hour, depending on experience. I start next week. I dunno how this will affect my modding schedule, so we'll play it by ear.

That is all. You may all now get down on your knees and show your moderator due respect.

Nice. What shift?

Sun-Thu, 6 p.m. to when all the orders are pulled and the beer trucks are loaded. I'm basically working in the same beer field as before, except now I'll be working in Conroe. I wish I were on a beer truck instead of the warehouse, but there is always room for promotion from within.

Sounds good. You can mod in the evening before you go to work. I recommend sleeping right when you get home. (Well, you'll have to take a shit right before you go to bed so you can sleep more comfortably. That's what I do.)

Originally posted by Impediment
Sun-Thu, 6 p.m. to when all the orders are pulled and the beer trucks are loaded. I'm basically working in the same beer field as before, except now I'll be working in Conroe. I wish I were on a beer truck instead of the warehouse, but there is always room for promotion from within.
Damn, dude, you're right down the street. We should have a beer sometime. Bring the lady and stay at my hotel for free.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Damn, dude, you're right down the street. We should have a beer sometime. Bring the lady and stay at my hotel for free.

You're saying that you want to get me drunk and then into a hotel?

Originally posted by Impediment
You're saying that you want to get me drunk and then into a hotel?
Mhm.

Clearly he wants a 3-some, but he likely has a target on your corn-hole instead of your old lady's.

Nah, just trying to be neighborly. **** him, he'll pay full rate.

Originally posted by Impediment
I am now employed by Silver Eagle Distributors as a member of the night loading crew. Pay is from $12 to $14 per hour, depending on experience. I start next week. I dunno how this will affect my modding schedule, so we'll play it by ear.

That is all. You may all now get down on your knees and show your moderator due respect.

great to hear matt...guy says good to hear as well

RJ can go hog wild on my wife's anus, as long as is isn't mine.

Mark and Guy: Thanks, guys. Much love.

Congrats and your new job!

I want your wife's funbags, I'd even pay.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Congrats and your new job!

I want your wife's funbags, I'd even pay.

Orly? How much?

Your wife doesnt get any, its for you. Ummm....gotta think for a fair price.

Originally posted by Impediment
RJ can go hog wild on my wife's anus, as long as is isn't mine.

Mark and Guy: Thanks, guys. Much love.

Did you just give me the green light to push her shit in? 😕

NO!

I gave you the green light to tongue punch her in the fart box.

Only I may go fishing for Brown Trout.

No worries. Anal sex= EW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No worries. Anal sex= EW.

Virgin. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
Virgin. 131
Just doesn't interest me, dude.

Seriously, Milla Jovovich could be on all fours, holding a jar of vaseline, begging for it, and I would probably puke.