Off Topic Circle Jerk

Yet if it were Harry Potter down there and you'd be in there like a lightning bolt. 😂

Harry? No. Mconogall? BANG.

But if they wanted it in the ass?

I'd stupefy her ass, transfigure her into Hermione Granger, and engorgio her vagina.

But that wouldnt do you any good in this hypothesis, as ass-seksh is the only door key.

Such is the beauty of transfiguration. Screen feats only, please.

Two hours until I start my new job. I've been asleep all day to try to adjust my sleep schedule since I now am a night worker.

Good luck bro, I'm sure you will do just fine. Although I hate working nights.

Best of luck, Mattie.

Originally posted by Impediment
Two hours until I start my new job. I've been asleep all day to try to adjust my sleep schedule since I now am a night worker.

good luck matt

Originally posted by Impediment
Two hours until I start my new job. I've been asleep all day to try to adjust my sleep schedule since I now am a night worker.

Good luck dude!

Yeah welcome to the twilight zone, Imp.

Nighttime is when musicians, the crazies, the dealers and dopefiends, and generally slightly imbalanced but otherwise cool people work.

F**k those daylight hour working pussies....!! 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nighttime is when musicians, the crazies, the dealers and dopefiends, and generally slightly imbalanced but otherwise cool people work.

I'm all except for the dealer and dopefiend! WEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

I have to go back to working days in a few months.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have to go back to working days in a few months.

That'll throw your masturbation schedule into a tailspin.

Nah, I'll be fine. Tell your wife I said hello.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have to go back to working days in a few months.

Why?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'll be fine. Tell your wife I said hello.

Want me to tell her for you? awesome

*Hopes Robtard is okay with these types of jokes pained*

Robtard is okay with these types of jokes, as long as you're okay with me painting your wife's face in creamy white like a Jackson Pollack. Oh, see what I did there.

Now let's laugh at RJ cos he's alone.

P.S. That is totally the butt-sex face/emote.

Originally posted by Robtard
Robtard is okay with these types of jokes, as long as you're okay with me painting your wife's face in creamy white like a Jackson Pollack. Oh, see what I did there.

Okay, good.

And, yes, I see what you did there. Your wife better had be hot. 😠

Originally posted by Robtard
Now let's laugh at RJ cos he's alone.

P.S. That is totally the butt-sex face/emote.

Unfortunately for you and I: he's getting hotter ass than you or I, these days. 🙁 I have no idea WTF RJ does, but young 20 somethings are the types that always go for him.

It is the "pained" smiley. It works for gasms, suprise buttsex, or "just stuck my weenar in a meat grinder while it was erect*.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have no idea WTF RJ does, but young 20 somethings are the types that always go for him.

Chicks sometimes too.

😛