Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by dadudemon1,317 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Chicks sometimes too.

😛

I have never had a 'stalker girlfriend wanna-be', nor had a hot 22-year old visiting my place of work just to make out with me when we weren't event dating or talking.

😐

Has that happened to you in the last few months?

RJ doesn't even seem that remarkable and he's definitely not that rich: he's got some sort of super-human mojo, IMO. NO way to explain it otherwise.

Yes. 🙂

On both counts. (except I get visited at my home...
And my visitor was one of them gorgeous ladyfolk. Not one of RJ's wizard "chicks" :

Seriously though, it must be the wizard stories.
Gets them pron ladies moist. 😛

^
Or he attracts girls/women with 'daddy-issues'?

Have to give him props though, as fat, ugly and old as he is, he sure can pull them.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. 🙂

On both counts. (except I get visited at my home...😛 )

It must be the wizard stories. 😂

It's the god-damn British musician angle. Doesn't matter what you look like, you have a Brit accent and play music, the panties just fall off by themselves.

Jagger, Bowie, all four Beatles, not good looking men, but they've scored and can still score (those surviving) more pussy and any of us combined.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. 🙂

On both counts. (except I get visited at my home...
And my visitor was one of them gorgeous ladyfolk. Not one of RJ's wizard "chicks"

And she wasn't your girlfriend, you weren't dating or even talking?

I guess I'm lame. weep

Originally posted by Robtard
Have to give him props though, as fat, ugly and old as he is, he sure can pull them.

I know, right? I mean, WTF?

Originally posted by Robtard
^
Or he attracts girls/women with 'daddy-issues'?

Have to give him props though, as fat, ugly and old as he is, he sure can pull them.

...by starting each encounter by asking them if they can help him move a couch into a van in a shady alley, with the words "Are you about a size 14..?" 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...by starting each encounter by asking them if they can help him move a couch into a van in a shady alley, with the words "Are you about a size 14..?" 😛

Haahahahaa, an underrated movie villain.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's the god-damn British musician angle. Doesn't matter what you look like, you have a Brit accent and play music, the panties just fall off by themselves.

Jagger, Bowie, all four Beatles, not good looking men, but they've scored and can still score (those surviving) more pussy and any of us combined.

Ugly bastards to the last man, yet their shag records were exemplary.
(Except maybe for Lennon, who reallllly screwed the pooch. 😛 )

When you mentioned his Jaggness, you neglected to mention that every single Stone was an ugly bastard. (yet they kicked out Ian Stewart....for....being.....too....ugly...?)

Yes indeed, it wasnt long before US rockers like Steven Tyler and Joe Perry realised the power of the uglystick, when combined with loud noises. This secret was imparted as a gift to the US in exchange for you guys giving us Blues and Jazz, and inventing the Mesa/Boogie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ugly bastards to the last man, yet their shag records were exemplary.
(Except maybe for Lennon, who reallllly screwed the pooch. 😛 )

When you mentioned his Jaggness, you negelected to mention that every single Stone was an ugly bastard, yet they kicked out Ian Stewart....for....being.....too....ugly...?

This is true, all the Stones were/are ugly bastards with a magnetic-like ability to draw poon. Ian Stewart was probably a level higher in ugliness than the rest though, but I hear ya.

Lennon can be explained. Ono has a magical pussy that can cast cuntfundus and put any man into a spell, it's the only logical reason why a man with Beatles-poon-pulling-powers where to gravitate towards such an annoying and homely woman.

Ahhhh I see....The Courtney Love effect...?

Succubine power at its most ferocious.

Another one indeed.

Another case when a guy who coulda had any one of millions of girls, but unwittingly picks execution by hot lead as a fate, when seduced by the Dark side of the poon..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhh I see....The Courtney Love effect...?

Succubine power at its most ferocious.

is this courtney love before or after the drug usage? 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have never had a 'stalker girlfriend wanna-be', nor had a hot 22-year old visiting my place of work just to make out with me when we weren't event dating or talking.

😐

Has that happened to you in the last few months?

RJ doesn't even seem that remarkable and he's definitely not that rich: he's got some sort of super-human mojo, IMO. NO way to explain it otherwise.

What you said earlier on the phone makes all the sense in the world.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I have never had a 'stalker girlfriend wanna-be', nor had a hot 22-year old visiting my place of work just to make out with me when we weren't event dating or talking.

😐

She just brought me dinner at my job. Homemade beef enchiladas ✅

RJ doesn't even seem that remarkable and he's definitely not that rich: he's got some sort of super-human mojo, IMO. NO way to explain it otherwise.
There's actually a secret to that. It works for me, I mean.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She just brought me dinner at my job. Homemade beef enchiladas ✅

There's actually a secret to that. It works for me, I mean.

So she's an illegal. Gotcha.

Do tell.

Originally posted by Robtard
So she's an illegal. Gotcha.

Do tell.

Nah, born and raised right here in H Town.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, born and raised right here in H Town.

You watched her for all those years...? Creepy.

(J/K) 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You watched her for all those years...? Creepy.

(J/K) 😛

As it turns, she's been watching me, not the other way around.

We've all heard that one used lots of times.
Who was it they all said it to, now.......?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh yeah! THAT GUY...!!!

😉