Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Darkstorm Zero1,317 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
So you'll ignore that he accumulated that body count through luck, only survived this long because Gabriel decided to molest him at the last minute rather than shoot him in the face immediately, and has lost every fair H2H fight he's been in. Standard Sadsack Saddie. Never changes.

I'm sorry Les, but even I have to admit, the way John downed Simon's chopper with a snub nosed revolver while being shot at with an M60 is simply just too much badass for any 1 guy... Except Duke Nukem.

Originally posted by Robtard
and the Wood-chipper thread is 130 and growing?

To answer that

Originally posted by Robtard
Do you think it's possible the the "McClane posse" isn't the butthurt ones who can't have a laugh and move on?

Nope. Otherwise the Woodchipper thread wouldn't be 130 pages and growing 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you'll ignore that he accumulated that body count through luck, only survived this long because Gabriel decided to molest him at the last minute rather than shoot him in the face immediately, and has lost every fair H2H fight he's been in. Standard Sadsack Saddie. Never changes.

Troll on....I've tried to reason with you: You've responded with nothing but lies, blame reversal and opinion stated as fact in attempt to last-word bait with such obvious bullshit.
Its on your head now, I guess.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I wasn't trying to gimp the suits

dont get me wrong. i'm sure you weren't trolling. but you were totally downplaying the exosuit's firepower, leading me to ponder how trollish the autobots must have been if they actually did supply spike and daniel with guns incapable of even tickling rumble's backside.

Originally posted by Lestov16
To answer that

Nope. Otherwise the Woodchipper thread wouldn't be 130 pages and growing 🙂

It was Quan who dragged that out with his "Must have Last word!!!" mentality.

Originally posted by Lestov16
To answer that

Nope. Otherwise the Woodchipper thread wouldn't be 130 pages and growing 🙂

Nice dodge attempt, but incorrect. Thats down to you and mainly Quanchi.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
It was Quan who dragged that out with his "Must have Last word!!!" mentality.

Yep.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Really? Let's walk through them:

[b]Jack Bauer vs John McClane- Not a troll thread because it's a fair match

John McClane vs Indiana Jones- Not a troll thread because it's a fair match

John McClane vs Voldemort- Fair match (based on quickdraw, which can be argued for both characters)

John McClane vs Inspector Tequila- Fair match, as both have insane gun feats

John McClane vs John Triton (The Marine)- Fair match. Both tank explosions and stop criminals by snapping their neck with a chain.

John McClane vs Nathan Drake- Fair match

John McClane runs the 24 Gauntlet- Fair match

John McClane vs Air Force One- Fair match

Jack Reacher vs John McClane- Fair match

John McClane vs Cameron Poe- Fair match, even by your admission

Jack Bauer vs John McClane (AVF)- Sadako ignored feats and trolled the thread into closing

As far as my McClane spite threads, which I will admit guilt of a few:

John McClane vs Bone (Blood and Bone)- Made in response to Sadako's trolling claims that McClane is immune to bone snaps

John McClane vs Mary Poppins- Made in response to Sadako's Van Zan vs Marry Poppins troll thread.

John McClane vs Bane- Fair match, since Sadako stated in a prior thread that McClane could take Bane H2H

John McClane vs Osmosis Jones- I'll admit this was a troll thread, but it's 6 posts long, rather than 2,500+.

John McClane vs Jesus Christ- Made in response to Sadako's trolling claims that McClane had divine protection

John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)- Made in response to Sadako's trolling claims that McClane had divine protection

John McClane vs Reign of Fire- Fair match, especially if one claims that McClane is better than Van Zan [/B]

Wow, you are really obsessed with McClane.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wow, you are really obsessed with McClane.

😂

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wow, you are really obsessed with McClane.

Ironic, isn't it..!? Talk about your Moby Dick/Wrath of Khan metaphor...!
They dont really bother watching the movies, as evidenced by their lack of /disregard of use of knowledge in debates..
He sees McClane bashing as a way of "hurting" Robtard and myself whom have the McClane's left/right fist titles, because he thinks we think like him, IE: feeling entitled to throw all rules out because either: their vast deep personal obsessive tendancies regarding the characters they blindly support, or the need to flame and troll out of need for a lowdown pissing contest. Or maybe a bit of both..either way:
Was boring two years ago: Twice as boring now.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I'm sorry Les, but even I have to admit, the way John downed Simon's chopper with a snub nosed revolver while being shot at with an M60 is simply just too much badass for any 1 guy... Except Duke Nukem.

Nah. McClane is a beast, but his tactic of withstanding a beating long enough to get lucky doesn't make him the best by a long shot.

Oh yeah, and this:

YouTube video

is more badass 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
dont get me wrong. i'm sure you weren't trolling. but you were totally downplaying the exosuit's firepower, leading me to ponder how trollish the autobots must have been if they actually did supply spike and daniel with guns incapable of even tickling rumble's backside.

It's possible that, because most Transformers, while built like brick shithouses (As in, insanely durable) they, in most cases, simply aren't as... well.... "thick" as Unicron is. That, and, there is only so much room in a limb to fit a cannon with power feeds and other internals as opposed to dedicated firearms.

Besides, Rumble and Frenzy aren't going to be as well armoured and durable as, say, Starscream or Soundwave are also due to micronized construction for their primary robot forms.

That said, I don't think the G1 Autobots had as much hesitation to share weapons tech as later generations do (Especially movie verse and the Prime toons.)

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wow, you are really obsessed with McClane.

Hey, the dude makes a good opponent for threads. Isn't that what this board is about? Or is it just about trolling now?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Hey, the dude makes a good opponent for threads. Isn't that what this board is about? Or is it just about trolling now?

Judging by your list, it's all about trolling, at least for you.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
It was Quan who dragged that out with his "Must have Last word!!!" mentality.

👆

Originally posted by Silent Master
Judging by your list, it's all about trolling, at least for you.

How so? The number of regular threads outweighs the spite threads. But I must be wrong. Please do explain how John McClane vs Air Force One, or John McClane vs Cameron Poe is a spite thread. Please explain this to me, since they're such obvious troll threads according to you.

Originally posted by Lestov16
How so? The number of regular threads outweighs the spite threads. But I must be wrong. Please do explain how John McClane vs Air Force One, or John McClane vs Cameron Poe is a spite thread. Please explain this to me, since they're such obvious troll threads according to you.

In how many of those threads did you give McClane the win?

Lestov: Well the levels of trolling, ingoring of facts, screenfeats, loballing, bias and other "I really dont care about a serious debate" tactics employed throughout spoke more of what your true intentions were. You didnt start threads out of curiosity, but bias.
You lied about many thread outcomes there on your obsesso list too, to try to reignite the debate which you kinda made futile with you and Quanchi's constant flamebashing, strawmanning and distortions (Downplaying McClane, even hating so much on him with a weird personal agenda that you guys were trying to say things like "McClane loses: He was a shit husband" and other totally dumb and angry logical non sequiteurs passed off as "arguments", whilst feigning surprise when you guys were throughly spanked for your childish anger/attention seeking...) Always the same since McClane Bauer 1-11 or however many butthurt fuelled iterations there were in the end when Bauer ended up losing them all.

Originally posted by Silent Master
In how many of those threads did you give McClane the win?

IDK. That's why I made the threads. Do you not think he can take the Air Force One scenario? I honest to God thought he had a chance there, but since you're dismissing it as a spite thread, I guess not.

Originally posted by Lestov16
IDK. That's why I made the threads. Do you not think he can take the Air Force One scenario? I honest to God thought he had a chance there, but since you're dismissing it as a spite thread, I guess not.

How can you not know? I'm not asking who won the threads, I'm asking what you said in those threads.