Off Topic Circle Jerk

Much better than what the herpetology fetish freaks are posting 👆

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

^ Better than a Brit gecko.

Originally posted by Robtard
Much better than what the herpetology fetish freaks are posting 👆

Hey, bytch. Herpes are erotic. I mean, true it might mean the girl's face looks like she got dipped in magma and my face could eventually look the same way, but on the other hand, it means she's a sexpert droolio. Get me a brown paper bag and some scissors and we're good to go

If those standards were any lower, "pulse please" might be preferable.

I don't phuck dead chicks. Only zombies. They give good head (when their jaws don't rot off)

Pull the teeth. That helps.

Yeah, last time she phuckin bit me, and now my toes are starting to fall off...

Noob. Always use protection with septic girls.

Nah. The dirt and earthworms burrowing in her skull provide all the protection I need.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nah. The dirt and earthworms burrowing in her skull provide all the protection I need.

There's apparently a movie about zombie STDs already.

You should see what she sexts me. The boob not that's not rotting off would make Imps' wife jealous.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You should see what she sexts me. The boob not that's not rotting off would make Imps' wife jealous.

You have offended the local warchief, and will face retribution.

I'm going to step a few more feet away just in case. These shoes are new.

If Phoenix were in play and peaks, she could solo.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
If Phoenix were in play and peaks, she could solo.

How did this post to the wrong thread? Dafuq.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
You have offended the local warchief, and will face retribution.

I'm going to step a few more feet away just in case. These shoes are new.

I'll be alright. I have a horde of zombie whores at my discretion.

And if worse comes to worse, rescue pack's got my back

You totally killed the social thread, dude.

Not my fault people can't come up with clever enough responses to my epic posts.

Except for me, obviously.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'll be alright. I have a horde of zombie whores at my discretion.

Originally posted by Robtard
If only you'd have loaned one to Elliot. Poor form, dude.

Nothing like low-brow humor of the "Too soon" category. 🙂

I'm clearly mocking Elliot and not the victims like some others 🙂