If you found a Genie Bottle....

Walking along the beach, you find a genie bottle. You rub it and POOF out pops a genie. You expect three wishes, right?

He/She explains it like this, they are your servant for the rest of your life, they will do whatever you say. Your wish is their command.

What is the first trivial thing you wish for? We will all wish for health and happiness, but what would be the first thing, off the top of your head?

Also, what would you have your genie look like?

I'd have mine look like Christian Bale, and first thing I'd tell him to do, would be to eat me out. srug

Originally posted by Selphie
I'd have mine look like Christian Bale, and first thing I'd tell him to do, would be to eat me out. srug

For life?

I'd wish for a house one 5 acres of land, free of all property taxes and made so I won't have to pay for any utilities.

Genie has to look like Janine

Lamborghini
More comic books 😂
My fiance Jaime joins me in heaven

My genie would look like me, and my first wish would be to have a penis and have sex with her.

My genie would look like Milla Jovovich, and I would tell her to make her tongue six feet long and lick my sac from across the room.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My genie would look like Milla Jovovich, and I would tell her to make her tongue six feet long and lick my sac from across the room.

...That'd look really creepy

Originally posted by Selphie
...That'd look really creepy

I'd wish for an endless amount of money. Nothing more.

The powers of The Flash and Spider-Man.

I'd wish for more wishes, cus i'm smrt like that awehuhp

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I'd wish for more wishes, cus i'm smrt like that awehuhp

The genie is yours for life already. 😛

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The genie is yours for life already. 😛

My genie would look like whatever i wanted it to look like at that second.

But mainly it would look like the one from Aladdin or else it wouldn't be a genie awehawe

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Walking along the beach, you find a genie bottle. You rub it and POOF out pops a genie. You expect three wishes, right?

He/She explains it like this, they are your servant for the rest of your life, they will do whatever you say. Your wish is their command.

What is the first trivial thing you wish for? We will all wish for health and happiness, but what would be the first thing, off the top of your head?

Also, what would you have your genie look like?

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes? 😐

Originally posted by FoxMeister
it would look like the one from Aladdin or else it wouldn't be a genie awehawe

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Dude, you were that bored? 🙄

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes? 😐

Seconded. hmm Or from I Dream Of Jeannie. in_love

You EXPECT 3 wishes, but then it's explained to you that you have the genie for life to do whatever you want. You EXPECTED wrong.

My genie would look like a small grey rat and would remained perched upon my shoulder to maintain the appearance of a pet. When not needed, it would be visible in a form only I could see.

I suppose the only few things I can think of to wish for are a job, a house and land paid for, and the ability to read minds. Telepathy kicks ass...

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Dude, you were that bored? 🙄

One thing I'd like to point out: how can you only have three wishes if the genie is yours for life? What would it do once you used up all three wishes? 😐

Seconded. hmm Or from I Dream Of Jeannie. in_love

Good call on I dream of Jeannie. ✅

I was kidding about Milla, BTW. 😛

My first wish would be to be able to communicate with animals
My second wish would be to be able to turn into an animal at any time i want
My third wish would be to gain ownership of the best brothel in the world

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You EXPECT 3 wishes, but then it's explained to you that you have the genie for life to do whatever you want. You EXPECTED wrong.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, the genie is yours for life, they are at your disposal. As many wishes as you desire, and the question is what is your first wish, the most material and trivial thing you can imagine?

Good call on I dream of Jeannie. ✅

I was kidding about Milla, BTW. 😛

Say, for example, you wished, as Roland did, for an endless amount of money, you might overlook the fact that you'll most likely be killed for your money.

You might wish for superpowers, and overlook the fact that you may not be able to control the enthusiasm you would feel at the endless possibilities they might present; and end up going the wrong way.

Well you know I love that stuff, so of course I would say I Dream Of Jeannie.

And yes, I know you were kidding.