If you found a Genie Bottle....

Now that I think about it, the only thing I can ever imagine wishing for is a gigantic library full of all the books I could ever want. But there could be a loophole in that as well. Must think that through. mmm

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Now that I think about it, the only thing I can ever imagine wishing for is a gigantic library full of all the books I could ever want. But there could be a loophole in that as well. Must think that through. mmm

The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.

✅ Then she gets to deal with this guy:

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Originally posted by Phucked Up
The loophole is that the library came from another library, they track the books down to you and fine you for hundreds of thousand books worth of late fees.

She wouldn't have to look exactly like Jeannie, just a hot-looking belly dancer/harem girl.

My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time...

I'd wish for a super duper body. Like superman's except like wolverine's and gambit's and stuff...like all the powers I could ever want. I would make a clause that would give me absolute control over the powers no matter what. None of this scott summers retard shit...or Morph's emotional problems shit....it'd all be mine and mine to control with no problems.

I'd really like to be like the juggernaut, b*itch. That'd be awesome. Then, I could play football, make millions, avoid charles gettin' in my head, etc.

Originally posted by Scythe
My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time...

Well, if you were like me...a long time would be like, what? five minutes?

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Originally posted by dadudemon
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Well, if you were like me...a long time would be like, what? five minutes?

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A year or two would do. Just so that the burn patient syndrome can be lifted.

Look like Kramer, would turn back to clocks to New Years Eve.

Originally posted by Scythe
My genie would look like myself, and I'd wish for RJ to go away for a very long time...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Please address your fan mail to me personally, thank you. 😄

I don't get it, why would I address fan mail to ya when I want ya gone? Doesn't make sense man.

Originally posted by Scythe
I don't get it, why would I address fan mail to ya when I want ya gone? Doesn't make sense man.

Glad to hear!

I'd have a genie that looked like Donald Trump, and he could empty Trump's bank account for me.

A genie should have green skin like the she-hulk shehulk and it would be necessary to get her well disposed to her master before she granted any wishes!

Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life.

Are there loopholes in wishing for no loopholes in your wishes?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Are there loopholes in wishing for no loopholes in your wishes?

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Suddenly, I know what I'd wish for. furious For a certain someone to get a life.

Same here.

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