If you found a Genie Bottle....

And there'll be candy!

Yes, that magically sprouts out of her vagina with the wrapper still on. 😄

Does.....the wrapper still have to be on...?

Nope,,,as long as the vagina is clean.

And it shouldn't be why...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You sinner.

If loving my wife is a sin, I'm guilty as charged.

Originally posted by dadudemon
If loving my wife is a sin, I'm guilty as charged.

Very sweet, faithful thinking man.

Originally posted by Scythe
Very sweet, faithful thinking man.

I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I feel that.

HEY! 😠

Stop touching my balls! 😠

Originally posted by dadudemon
I try. As some might know...I HATE cheaters.

Sigh, I know what you mean, on more than one occasion a girl has been with me to cheat on their flames. Never felt the full impact mysself, but I still felt for the other guy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY! 😠

Stop touching my balls! 😠

Originally posted by Scythe
Sigh, I know what you mean, on more than one occasion a girl has been with me to cheat on their flames. Never felt the full impact mysself, but I still felt for the other guy.

You bastard!

😠

*stabs in the clit*

Originally posted by dadudemon
You bastard!

😠

*stabs in the clit*

Why? I had no idea. I broke things off with them the minute I found out, two-timing is very wrong in my book.

Originally posted by Scythe
Why? I had no idea. I broke things off with them the minute I found out, two-timing is very wrong in my book.

LOL...

Yeah, good. I'm glad you did. I found out that this girl, who wanted my nutz, had a boyfriend. I told her that NOT until she's broken up with him officially will we date or even talk on the phone.

She pretended to have done it...I found out...then I kick that b*tch to da curb.

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL...

Yeah, good. I'm glad you did. I found out that this girl, who wanted my nutz, had a boyfriend. I told her that NOT until she's broken up with him officially will we date or even talk on the phone.

She pretended to have done it...I found out...then I kick that b*tch to da curb.

I know, same here. Happened on two occasions, it was minor puppy love, but I sensed they both hadn't broken up with their old partners. Things go downhill way too fast at times when it comes to love, but no one deserves that shit. Poor guy was still paying her cellphone bill and buying her presents, she'd tell me they were from her parents, and I'm not stupid, so I blew her little plan the first time and kicked her to the curb, and the second time, I just suspected and didn't even pursue anything.

I got cheated on once...didn't end pretty for the other guy...my friend knocked his ass out....

Originally posted by Scythe
I know, same here. Happened on two occasions, it was minor puppy love, but I sensed they both hadn't broken up with their old partners. Things go downhill way too fast at times when it comes to love, but no one deserves that shit. Poor guy was still paying her cellphone bill and buying her presents, she'd tell me they were from her parents, and I'm not stupid, so I blew her little plan the first time and kicked her to the curb, and the second time, I just suspected and didn't even pursue anything.

Good. kickin' dirty cheatin' skanks to da curb, guy or girl, is a okay in my book.

Originally posted by Da Joker
I got cheated on once...didn't end pretty for the other guy...my friend knocked his ass out....

Pics. Or it didn't happen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Good. kickin' dirty cheatin' skanks to da curb, guy or girl, is a okay in my book.

I agree, such deception should be rewarded with further punishment for their dumbass actions.

Well that is simple, my genie would look like Jeanie from "I dream of Jeanie".

My first wish would be to f*ck her.