The Incredible Hulk Thread

Started by Alpha Centauri39 pages

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
OH F*** the Hulk! Really this character is utter SHIT! Galactus?!!! BIG G????? Give me a **** break Marvel!

Eat shit and die!

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Marvel and Hulk think they're #1

But they actually smell like #2

Hahahaha. You're more bitter than a forest of lemon trees.

Such a whiner. The mighty WD who hasn't read Marvel in years because it's too crappy for him, STILL paying attention so he can b*tch about it.

It's almost fattening.

-AC

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Seriously dude, go watch ****ing sunday morning cartoons. I know you liked the Quasar comics, and those were much better than this.

This is pissin' all over some good, well established and INTERESTING characters in favour of mindless bullshit.

Its actually Saturday morning cartoons...but i hate them nowadays, i wish i could go back to the 70's and relive my childhood...but sadly the cartoons these days suck.....now comics....i loathe the industry these days....i dont even pay for comics anymore.....but i think its a great sign that they are putting out some mindless stuff.....i can actually see me walking to my local comic book store with my kids and nephews and actually have fun reading them together...this age of the god awful final crisis, watchmen, h.o.m..garbage makes me long for some mindless b.s

Watchmen?

Am I correct in assuming you think Watchmen is new...or are you being sarcastic?

-AC

Oh shit I missed the part where Hercules dies.

NO! How on Earth can you kill Hercules when you have guys like Rulk, Skaar, and Daken running around, complete wastes?

Christ marvel.

Loeb thinks Samson was never invited to the Avengers...

How Herc did die?

^Hasn't been revealed yet.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Loeb thinks Samson was never invited to the Avengers...

😆

I completely forgot about that.

Yea, what the **** was up with that? Seriously, he could at least google the Avenger's roster.

The whole concept of Hulk been the strongest is just fanboy fodder. Hulk isn't suppose to be the strongest...he's suppose to be the stupidest there is...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Loeb thinks...

Loeb can think?

Loeb wrote Hulk: Gray, what have you ever done for the character, WD? He may have written a lot of shit, but that's still ONE good story to the...none you've written.

The only people who are so excessively mad about Hulk are like jilted lovers. People who claim they're done with the company AND the character, but keep reading regardless.

Also, at least Hulk doesn't make homosexual quotes like: "A kiss is deadlier if you mean it.". Hahaha, soap opera or what?

-AC

Hulk can turn green, grey, and red....I wonder if he turn into a dark brown turd color.

That would suit him very much. 👆

Oh, and as for writing The Hulk? How complicated is it to write this:

Hulk gets Angry!

Hulk smashes!

Hulk says Puny!

POW! WHAM! CRUSH!.........HULKMANIA RUNS WIIILD!!!!!

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Hulk can turn green, grey, and red....I wonder if he turn into a dark brown turd color.

That would suit him very much. 👆

😂 and uhuh

Bow down to Hulk! durhulk

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
How Herc did die?

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Hulk can turn green, grey, and red....I wonder if he turn into a dark brown turd color.

That would suit him very much. 👆

Oh, and as for writing The Hulk? How complicated is it to write this:

Hulk gets Angry!

Hulk smashes!

Hulk says Puny!

POW! WHAM! CRUSH!.........HULKMANIA RUNS WIIILD!!!!!

You're thinking of the wrong Hulk, no wonder your poor, immature mind is confused.

Oh, and Hulk can't TURN red, there is just a red Hulk.

Fail. So much of it I can barely breathe, WD. Read a comic, they're good.

-AC

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 and uhuh

Bow down to Hulk! durhulk

Okay, okay, okay Bada....I'll try to be nice.

....

😗

"Hulk can turn red.".

Hahahaha, if there was a Poser Dictionary, like Urban Dictionary, that would be a legendary addition to the example.

-AC

hehe...

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Okay, okay, okay Bada....I'll try to be nice.

....

😗

😂

See, that was just an innocent chair! durhulk

Originally posted by WickedDynamite

hehe...

You mistook the first quote.

He's talking about someone who'd have a soap opera-esque Batman quote in his sig!

-AC

Originally posted by Badabing
😂

See, that was just an innocent chair! durhulk

PUNY CHAIR MAKES HULK ANGRY!!!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!! durhulk

😉