Rap Battle Thread

Started by Perker Marwan3 pages

Rap Battle Thread

Duel with textbased rap battles in this thread, yo.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Duel with textbased rap battles in this thread, yo.

Been done before.

I challenge Dr. Seuss!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Been done before.

Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

Looks forward to yo' answer

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Phucked Up, done before or not
Don't really matter, now it's my turn to get ma shot
These threads are rare
So new or not, who ****in' care?
Phucked Up, fill your mouth with your dick
Bite your teeth together, have your tongue lick
And then, you will be able to confirm
I hate your opinion, like chics hates your sperm

New or not, lots of people care. You're thread will be closed and you've been reported for bashing. 🙂

Originally posted by Phucked Up
New or not, lots of people care. You're thread will be closed and you've been reported for bashing. 🙂

Aww, what's wrong, did yo' ass feel pain?
Don' like ma thread? **** out and don't come back again
If your a *****, my awesome rhymes were in vein
And you report me like a snitch, no sympathi from me
Your a lil' bitchass modsucker, I'm a real G

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

Own me? Yo, ambitions ain't never been a bad thing
But your the tree and I'm the one making da axe swing
Your the narutotard crying bitchy tears
I'm the bully sexually doing your ear
And trust me, I sperm hard in this process
As I rape through your skull, your brains fortress
Dick-to-brain, I makes illegal contact
Rapes your brain, your body-mind contract

Oh god no... Somebody go get Phat Crabz...

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh please! You're not as good as you think
Just like Battle Ship, it is you I will sink.
Your rhymes are bad and your humor is lame
Just like a puppy, you are too easy to tame.
Stop trying to be tough there now, Mr. Gangster Boy
You live with your mom and date a guy named Roy.

That was great
Not a fake
I give it an eight
Not like that f*g
Who should be beaten on the bag
So should this thread be left to respective fates?
Or should we just start the bates bates BATES!

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Own me? Yo, ambitions ain't never been a bad thing
But your the tree and I'm the one making da axe swing
Your the narutotard crying bitchy tears
I'm the bully sexually doing your ear
And trust me, I sperm hard in this process
As I rape through your skull, your brains fortress
Dick-to-brain, I makes illegal contact
Rapes your brain, your body-mind contract

It's like compare fast to faster
You are the student, I am the master.
Why you wanna rape me so bad, you homo?
Relationships with girls not all a go-go?
Stop trying to seem cool by acting like an ass
There's only one thing you're gaining, and that's mass.

Yo Yo Yo.....Uh!

Originally posted by Toku King
It's like compare fast to faster
You are the student, I am the master.
Why you wanna rape me so bad, you homo?
Relationships with girls not all a go-go?
Stop trying to seem cool by acting like an ass
There's only one thing you're gaining, and that's mass.

Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass

Oh crap, you're gay
now I'm gonna pay
oh rue the day
cause with my ass, you'll have your way
and without class, In my home I'll stay
In San Francisco bay
YEA!

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
Yeah I am, make it factual
Ain't no secret I'm homosexual
I gladly admit that I'm gay, but hey, it's okay
At least I ain't like you who hides your orientation away
And showing homophobe against me is like rock vs. armor glass
'Cause it turns me on, *****, I gladly wanna rape your ass

Oh I'm sorry, are you sippin' tea?
Because you're too lame to mess with me.
"I'm gay, I admit" does have class
But not enough to get you some ass.
Now stop trying to be some 'coolio G'
You're not yet on the level to face me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh crap, you're gay
now I'm gonna pay
oh rue the day
cause with my ass, you'll have your way
and without class, In my home I'll stay
In San Francisco bay
YEA!

Awesome! 😆

Originally posted by Toku King
Oh I'm sorry, are you sippin' tea?
Because you're too lame to mess with me.
"I'm gay, I admit" does have class
But not enough to get you some ass.
Now stop trying to be some 'coolio G'
You're not yet on the level to face me.

Yo, don't claim I ain't getting no ass
I got more crap on my dick than smoke on a plane crash
And yeah, it's class that I don't stay down
I'm fagget from the heaven all down to da ground
But you'll be more gay than me when I reach yo' town
When I do you doggystyle and you scream like a clown

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

F*ck this thread...