Rap Battle Thread

Originally posted by Scythe
F*ck this thread...

If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Let me eat your babies

If anything I could say that this thread was rare, but I said "nah forget it, yo holmes close this shit"

Originally posted by Scythe
Let me eat your babies

Don't do it, you'll get scabies.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

When I read this, I laughed so hard the little veins in my temples popped out.

I could go for some bratwurst and sauerkraut.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Don't do it, you'll get scabies.

I'd think they'd taste like something like with "tenderloin" in it's name.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Don't do it, you'll get scabies.

When I read this, I laughed so hard the little veins in my temples popped out.

I could go for some bratwurst and sauerkraut.

Now I want bratwurst.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Now I want bratwurst.

You would, wouldn't you?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You would, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Slow grilled and then boiled in beer. droolio

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yes.

Slow grilled and then boiled in beer. droolio

LOL, YES!

With sauerkraut?

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL, YES!

With sauerkraut?

I don't like sauerkraut. I'll substitute it with fries or chips.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I don't like sauerkraut. I'll substitute it with fries or chips.

🙁

I HAVE to have sauerkraut.

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

Uhh, if you insist. Just this one time.

You remind me of skeezing Eva Longoria,
slaughter ya, get gorier than korea.
See ya, Bedridden and head-bitten,
By a kitten bred with rabies, shittin' out red, left dead sittin.
It's natural for me to flip,
come at ya with a bat and split ya head open,
or catch you with a clip.
The .44 magnum splits, magnanimous, kill you like euronymous then roll off anonymous.
You're on the low baron level, with a piece of shit on your head like Aaron Neville.
A proper amount of f*cked up lines, you can't posibly count, buck up ya spine with a nine, shot to the ground...

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

Your mother is a *****
My favorite movie is Lilo and Stitch

Originally posted by Perker Marwan
If yo' hate me 'cause I'm gay
Drop yo' balls and go away

You being gay means shit
That ha nothing to do with it.
It's the fact that you're a dick
And I don't mean the stick.
Now stop trying to be cool
'Cause you ain't old school.

Originally posted by Toku King
I challenge Dr. Seuss!

he would win any match

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
he would win any match

What?

Dude, he evented nouns to make things rhyme! 🙄

Originally posted by Toku King
You being gay means shit
That ha nothing to do with it.
It's the fact that you're a dick
And I don't mean the stick.
Now stop trying to be cool
'Cause you ain't old school.

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why you tryin to front like a thug?

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!

😆

I like this one.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Why you tryin to front like a thug?

B!tch ass nigga I'll squash you like a bug.

I'll beat that ass from Siam to France

And tazer your balls so you wet your pants!

Enough there now Mr. Almighty
Not my fault you wear wighty tighties.
You and Marwan'll do no squishin' today
'Cause one of you's stupid, and the other one's gay!