Rap Battle Thread

Toku King seems a bit gay
The green Goblin confirmed it just the other day
A whiner that cries every day
And reports to any random moderator these days

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that the Goblin had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young Goblins on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the Goblins kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Goblin, Goblin" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Green G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that Goblin today

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me Goblin, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my Goblins chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 6-fo' Impala
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the Goblin said something to make me mad
It said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid Goblin by his nappy ass weave
He started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And his father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score and key is gonna fly, punk ass fly

I dog like a God, I'll prove I can
Give me an assh0le, but a man's
Tohku King and t-l-d-r Tano
I'll do yo like I did ma sister's toy: Yano
I ain't taking no cash, ******
Just give me a man ass, ******
And you'll see me do it reversed to clean
You'll see a homosexual f*cking' machine!

Originally posted by dadudemon
What?

Dude, he evented nouns to make things rhyme! 🙄

You fail to understand the power that is Doctor Suess.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Toku King seems a bit gay
The green Goblin confirmed it just the other day
A whiner that cries every day
And reports to any random moderator these days

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that the Goblin had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young Goblins on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the Goblins kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Goblin, Goblin" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Green G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that Goblin today

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me Goblin, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my Goblins chill
The fellas out there try to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 6-fo' Impala
greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left I hit the bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the Goblin said something to make me mad
It said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid Goblin by his nappy ass weave
He started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe'
And his father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...

Punk ass trippin in the dead of night
homies score and key is gonna fly, punk ass fly

You're the pot and I'm the kettle
For that you should not meddle.
You're nothing more than a fool
Constantly trying to be cool.
I won't go beyond a few lines
'Cause you ain't worth my time.
You're much dumber than a rock
And very obviously a sock.
You're a grown man harassing a teen
You're the saddest man I ever had seen.

ha ha.....I got nothin' 😮

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
ha ha.....I got nothin' 😮

How dare you! 😛

Originally posted by Toku King
How dare you! 😛

I'm not fly.....homie.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm not fly.....homie.

Word.

Trust me, I'm the whitest redneck on the earth. I'm just good at music timing.

Originally posted by Toku King
Word.

Trust me, I'm the whitest redneck on the earth. I'm just good at music timing.

Well....you should hear me try to talk "gangsta" its pretty amusing. I do it purposely sometimes.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Well....you should hear me try to talk "gangsta" its pretty amusing. I do it purposely sometimes.

One of my friends tries to sound 'ghetto' sometimes, and whenever he does I make fun of them by acting like a wankster.
Some of my friends have that right, but he sure as hell doesn't. British people don't get to say they're from Philly as far as I'm concerned.

Originally posted by Toku King
You're the pot and I'm the kettle
For that you should not meddle.
You're nothing more than a fool
Constantly trying to be cool.
I won't go beyond a few lines
'Cause you ain't worth my time.
You're much dumber than a rock
And very obviously a sock.
You're a grown man harassing a teen
You're the saddest man I ever had seen.

lol nice man

I had a couple of rap battles when I was in high school for jokes. I thought this thread was funny.